markgongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social

Roses are red, Curry has cumin,

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Lolo Upstart @foxymoxie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

That guy on the right looks like he already has. If someone told me zombies are real I'd totally believe it.

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Karen S Lynch @karen592.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Nah that's creepy

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

RFK, thinking about cannibalism:

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wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

His wife is frustrated.

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Coup Otter @therealjimsanto.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

my brother was guv'ner now i'm a sad human

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Greyseal @greyseal74.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

He did. Dude ate a person.

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

They are the same guy

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Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

He watched The Last of Us, didn’t he

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

rfk jr looks like if cuomo ate human

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Paul Lucas @plucas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:19 UTC

Cuomo's like, "Uhm... I asked you about taxes."

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R. Eric VanNewkirk @sotsogm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

"Cannibalism is okay when a Presidential candidate who isn't Biden does it. Says so right here in my copy of The Federalist Papers." - Samuel Alito writing for the majority in Donner v. Fish, 604 US ___ (2024).

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AJ 🏳️‍⚧️ @nwzombiegirl.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

Average Fox News headline

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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

The fact that a statement needed to be made feels like it requires further questions

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Whim Gruent @whimgruent.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

😂

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Angelaina @angelaina.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

Dunno, he looks peckish in that photo. I think he'd take a bite if he thought nobody was looking.

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Badfairy. MINERS DO NOT INTERACT 🚫⛏️ @otorhinosaur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

My wouldn’t eat a human t-shirt, etc

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Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

Sounds like he crashed on a plane with some teenage girls. 🍽️ #Yellowjackets. 🐝

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Rito @ritodeltaro.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

that's what a brain worm WOULD say

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Dennis Rentz @docrentz1.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Well that’s great news! You have to draw a line somewhere.

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Oragami Apprentice @bschaefer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

That’s not what the worm said

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Orgrim Doomscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Titus / Andronicus ‘24 To serve America, play the cook!

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Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

Has anyone verified that with the brainworm?

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Ty McBrayer @tymcbray.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

I’m not going to be able to get that out of my head now. In a good way. T-shirt please? Maybe if we wear them he’ll disappear.

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Alex @alex-crockett.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

🤣

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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

this is gonna lose him so many votes

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Kristy Eldredge @el-kristy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

🤣

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cornelius75.bsky.social @cornelius75.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Almost haiku.

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Cuchulu @cuchulu.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Never say never.

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The Design Guy @jimmy2fonts.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Your poetic license has been renewed.

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Tenstorme @tenstorme.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

Exactly the sort of thing a brain worm would say.

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Nap Gusto, Jedi/Scoundrel @furiouslysleepy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Cuomo looks understandably skeptical.

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my plex weighs a ton @zanzibarspices.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

is it inherently morally wrong to eat a human? 🤔 discuss

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Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

It's the hottest valentine trend

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Burt Reynolds @burtreynolds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Cuomo is on Fox?

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RFK jr's brain worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

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Coffee @tiltedcoffee.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Welp, he lost Armie Hammer's vote.

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Sucks to be him, I'm voting for a president with the guts and resolution to eat a human

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Ted @theodoric.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Not only did he eat a human, He did it on Jeffrey Epstein's plane.

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I am the cops @asciim0v.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:24 UTC

you put cum in your curry?

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Joe Perry @biggreenjoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

RFK is to RFK Jr. as 1968 is to this dumbass year.

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Micah @micahpeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

Sounds like something someone who ate a human would say. . .

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

Would he let Mads Mikkelsen cook dinner for him?

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Mach⚙️ @sfaccountant.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

That's a hell of a thing to have on your shirt, Rob.

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@dindin6.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

The pictures are pretty graphic and disgusting 🤢

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KeyzerSoze357 @blknyte3571914.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

🤣

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@omaproud.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:15 UTC

So strange.

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southaustinhippy @southaustinhippy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

Dogs pretty tasty, But so is a human!

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Jeff @funbutter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

RFK Jr always looks like he's about to burst out in an angry rant Also, I hate this timeline. I wish we could go back to a world where we could just care about stupid BS again

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

What if he became president and had absolute immunity? I’m sure he could spin it as an official act somehow.

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strive for pithiness. land on glib. @scruffymane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

he may be free off the bindings of common morality but of that shirt collar

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Dusty fur collector @dustyfur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

I don't know if you'd want me to reskeet this or not.

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Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

What if it was ethically sourced and certified GMO-free?

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