Meek Barbarian

CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

TIL the term eggcorn, and not gonna lie, for all intensive purposes that wets my appetite in one foul swoop.

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Here’s a pic. (Oh, and at the risk of being repetitive/specific, I’m looking to *buy* another one, not wanting or expecting anyone to fix our mistakes)

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

To be honest, I’m not sure. It just happened to be in a load that my wife washed instead of me. We wash our shirts on cool/delicate … but it ended up with multiple dark sludgy brown spots/streaks all along the bottom front. I totally suspect some sort of user error.

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

So uh @printinkling.bsky.social I may have screwed up my brand new hot goblin tank in the wash somehow.

Any chance you have a secret stash of more in your store left to purchase?? (specifically: Large / Unisex Tank / Turquoise)

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

I wonder how easy it is/will be to tell which sites are in fact inaccurate so spam if you aren’t already familiar. Thinking of folks looking for the modern day CliffsNotes for something they haven’t read or attempting to do casual internet research, and getting all this bogus info.

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

Flufs like that just means Fiasco should get no fewer than one treato per fluf from Big Friend It’s in the cat constitution.

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Mister prefers his apartment over his balcony, but I’m sure is wondering: what if TWO leggy stretch out?

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

But if it does work for us this one time, we could prove Hume’s Problems of Induction wrong! Science! <listens to earpiece> Uh-huh. … Yeah. … Wait? Really? … So you’re saying that would just be *even more* inductive reasoning…? … What if … what if it works for us more than once? … Huh, well, shit.

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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

I would share this just just 3 raspberries, which is like a paltry 2150 good mojo points.

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