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Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social |
Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
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Xaq (Commissions Open)
@xaq.bsky.social
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I’m a graphic designer in tv news and I feel this shit ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Blarg
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G t Mac
@gtmac.bsky.social
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I like how you just down play the president stuff not saying useless fuck stain has no plan to counter most obviously corrupt court in country's history. just that he mispronounces things, and not how he has worked to torch American respectability on the world stage or stuff like that.
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Justin Wallace
@justingwallace.bsky.social
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Lord feel this one in my bones. Feel extremely guilty bringing my baby girl into such a world sometimes.
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Endless Mike
@itsendlessmike.bsky.social
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Graeme Edgeler
@graemeedgeler.bsky.social
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Happily there has been recent news where SCOTUS added rights: SCOTUS applied the 7th Amendment to administrative proceedings SCOTUS applied the rule of lenity for the benefit of defendants in prosecutions under 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(2)
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equitable_equations
@equiequa.bsky.social
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Sometimes it happens in the evening too
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Django Wexler
@djangowexler.bsky.social
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Hey, um, you can go to djangowexler.com and buy my books to help with my cat dentistry. And if you sign up for my newsletter I'll send you a free novella! No spam, I promise.
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Django Wexler
@djangowexler.bsky.social
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And then it's like "cool, guess I'll go write my book, gotta pay for $2k of cat dental work!"
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Bsky Kreuger
@lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Idk Trump sucks but only one of them supplied an ethnic cleansing this week so I think the hitler label may be misapplied
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Josh Lasser
@tvandfilmguy.com
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Feels accurate
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jdrch
@jdrch.bsky.social
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Don't forget "The Sun Rose Today. Here's Why that's a Problem for Biden"
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Rendire
@rendire.bsky.social
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I've guessed that it's designed to inspire liberals to vote. Some days (today) I'm just feeling beaten down by an unending wave no empathy and intolerance.
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Public Universal Ally
@returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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Ramona Quimby, Age 8
@tungolcraeft.bsky.social
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-Being a single woman is now classified as a hate crime against men.
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stan
@stanthemanchan.bsky.social
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-Microplastics now found in your eyeballs. -The climate is utterly fucked! -The climate is not that bad actually! -COVID is over! -COVID is still a problem! -The UK introduces new law requiring every trans person to be strapped with a machine that pokes them with a sharp stick
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Patricia
@patriciaanne.bsky.social
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You forgot one.. - Billionaires Purge the population.. just like in the movies Art no longer imitation of Life
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The Goche
@thegoche.bsky.social
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10 minutes after the new AI machine turns on we get an additional report that it immediately raised the global temperature by a degree and the billionaires are somehow even less concerned with the humanity of others than before to an extent that was noticeable after mere moments of immortality
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My Chihuahua has seen things
@bkbirge.bsky.social
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Give it a few months and this won't be hyperbole.
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Antilles
@wedgeantilles.bsky.social
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God, so true
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Don Macfarlane
@revmod.bsky.social
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The scrolling does seem extra-doomy this evening.
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Zeke Fowler/Cosmic_Rejects
@cosmicrejectsvideo.bsky.social
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We have a Genocidal Dementia Patient and, an orange Genocidal Dementia Patient. America is even more of a joke.
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DawnRay
@dragongirlb.bsky.social
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See I find blue skies so much funnier but also more depressing than other social media platforms and I'm struggling with that thanks for the laugh
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The G
@musicbytheg.bsky.social
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Ugh, yes
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Patrick Stewart Sutcliffe
@peaceforgaza.bsky.social
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-President Is Senile Hitler, Will Lose To Even More Senile Hitler
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Norma Jane
@normajane.bsky.social
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Nailed it.
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A Manly Mullins in Texas
@amullinstx.bsky.social
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Guess it’s too late to get in on the ground floor of BludMachine?
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@joestclairford.bsky.social
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Imagine if the news bothered to report on Climate Change and the inevitable collapse of civilization then it would be really depressing. Should I go to work today or would my time be better used digging a bunker and hoarding seeds?
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BlueKat
@bluekat.bsky.social
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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Those were just this morning’s headlines
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childless gambino
@hapticfeedbag.bsky.social
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-Grand Canyon To Become Landfill -Elon Musk Has Made A Car That Kills You When You Turn The Ignition, Sells 400,000 Preorders
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Robin Broshi
@eastsidegadfly.bsky.social
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📌
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The chicken lady
@chickenlady.bsky.social
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Are you on Jimmy Kimmel's writers team? It's hilarious, but it's also horrifyingly accurate
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Varada
@varada.bsky.social
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Every morning like "Judge appointed by President who is on trial in case presided over by same judge rules that President has power to appoint judges who preside over cases involving same President."
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Lamentably Awake
@lamentablyawake.bsky.social
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Don't forget to VOTE! to keep everything the same or any further horrors are all your fault.
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Girth Brooks 🔞
@twerknowitzki.bsky.social
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Climate collapse next week. Also climate change is a hoax and "many many very very smart people are saying it believe me".
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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pretty much.
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Ellz
@ellz.bsky.social
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Got to follow the dogs cats and flowers accts too
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mlex
@mlex.bsky.social
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damn. I thought it was just the goofballs and tequila.
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The Woker
@bone2meetu.bsky.social
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Yeah Biden rambling about rapist immigrants and fentanyl machines is “mispronouncing a word”
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@squirrelninja.bsky.social
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Bit weirded out by the people in the replies that insist your current Elderly President is somehow worse than Senile Hitler (lol), but thanks for the chance to add more accounts to the blocking list in addition to the laughs.
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Kevin J. Miller
@kjmiller.bsky.social
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Yeah, that's what it feels like. SCOTUS was, I think, supposed to be a thing that kept us on track and has devolved into partisan hackery.
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Hayward
@hgwood.bsky.social
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This was meant in humor but, it’s actually kinda real.
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SusanneMc
@sumac914.bsky.social
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TRUTH 🙄
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Home away from the dumpXer fire
@rechan.bsky.social
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-Next week's weather projected to make going outside lethal. -Business leaders push congress to give them claim over your internal organs. -New poll shows 49% think its okay to feast on your neighbor if they don't agree with you. 15% unsure.
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Nothings Monstered
@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
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Mood
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