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merritt k@merrittk.com |
if i was in mad max world i would simply get on my hustle until i proved my value to the water warlords and they promoted me from hood ornament to vice water warlord. working nights and weekends, that sort of thing
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VFXpapa
@vfxpapa.bsky.social
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I would love a Mad Max movie that’s all about middle management and accounting. Like the guy from the bullet farm who reported the number of bullets used and gallons of "guzzeline" used.
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ice.cream.assassin
@icassassin.bsky.social
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War boys just need to learn to code.
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Enrique Gili
@gili92107.bsky.social
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In a feudal society governed by warlords blood lines matter. Importan Joe’s offspring and countless bastards would cut you down for rising above your station.
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Joel McLemore
@joelmclemore.bsky.social
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I’d be the pivot table guy for The People Eater.
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Joe Stanley
@joestanley.bsky.social
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The problem is you’re just keeping the lever warm until the warlord’s child grows into the family leathers.
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Nel_Annette
@nelannette.bsky.social
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i'd be the one dude in that chaos motorcade wearing his seatbelt instead of standing on the hood noodling a guitar
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Spare Sidekick (They/Them)
@sparesidekick.bsky.social
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Sure, I can witness that
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BoozeGetsMeThrough
@boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social
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We're not in a Mad Max world yet, but I'm already proving my value to my boss by being his blood bag.
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PeopleDied2Vote
@peopledied2vote.bsky.social
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So, like Mad Max Men
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Go Deep, I'll Look for You
@godeep.bsky.social
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1st into the rat trap in the morning; last one to take off his spiked collar at night. A real go getter.
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Taco Avenger
@tacoavenger.bsky.social
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Don’t forget to put on your chrome shiny and new before you’re off to the bullet farm dearie
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Daniel Wynter
@boardgamefeast.bsky.social
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I would simply not get addicted to water.
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Gene Belcher
@risksylvan.bsky.social
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Juana Bonfiglio
@skiundine.bsky.social
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Milton Friedman was the first War Boy and the University of Chicago the first rig.
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Alf Hog Imminent
@sincerelikeable.bsky.social
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(scrubbing blood off warlord's floor with hard bristled brush) WITNESS ME
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Charles King
@cfk1.bsky.social
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So you're ready for a career in investment banking?
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