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ice.cream.assassin
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I mean you see the quality of that dude’s brain.
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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. masto.ai/@icassassin
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ice.cream.assassin
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I mean you see the quality of that dude’s brain.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Oh Erickson is a seasoned dumbfucktake machine.
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ice.cream.assassin
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The Omaha World-Herald's headline is amazing.
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0world
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Putting up the flag for tomorrow's "celebration".
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ice.cream.assassin
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Sweet Jesus I need that mug.
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ice.cream.assassin
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"They literally expect us to switch off our wariness on the basis of what someone is wearing" I feel like Victoria had to bite her lip to stop herself from saying "and the color of their skin" in this one.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Gonna make Poe's Law my whole personality.
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ice.cream.assassin
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There are few human feelings as silly as the one about being sad and upset that another person doesn't care about you as much as you want them to. Like...they're going to care about you as much as they want to. You're not doing shit about that. Why are you mad. Why are you sad. What the hell.
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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ice.cream.assassin
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Okay trying to cancel dril may have been taking “ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD” a little too seriously.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Does anybody else have the problem where, like, 80% of their friends and family don't seem to realize that they can scroll up in their text messages to see older messages?
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ice.cream.assassin
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I’m not watching the thing but I’m basically watching a bunch of strangers watch the thing and I salute them for it.
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Jason K Pargin, author
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Buckle up fuckers because I bet this is gonna be dumb as shit
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ice.cream.assassin
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...he's doing a fucking *reaction video*.
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ice.cream.assassin
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This is a perfect muppet.
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ice.cream.assassin
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So many states seem to just love themselves some lawsuits.
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ice.cream.assassin
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His milkshake brings
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ice.cream.assassin
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This is Webcrawler erasure.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Rawdogging cognitive dissonance
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ice.cream.assassin
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have you tried rebooting
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luke the myoclonic jerk
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It got me
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ice.cream.assassin
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This has proven helpful to me right now. Thank you.
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ice.cream.assassin
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…yeah that shit didn’t work.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Alright let’s see if we can gamble away depression and self-loathing.
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ice.cream.assassin
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This bird has such sights to show me.
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ice.cream.assassin
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He's gonna tap Wakefield for VP.
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ice.cream.assassin
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*RFK Jr., peeking from around the corner*
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ice.cream.assassin
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Surely the pattern-matching apparatus we trained on a vast swath of human written stuff will be less error prone than the humans who wrote the stuff. Surely.
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ice.cream.assassin
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*points and laughs, conveniently ignoring all the times I do the same thing*
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ice.cream.assassin
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"But Justice Brett Kavanaugh, writing for the conservative majority, said “the government’s interpretation of the statue would create traps for unwary state and local officials.”" Oh by all means let us not produce any incentives for our state and local officials to be wary.
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Ed Zitron
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This remains one of the best covers of all time, and the ending is incredible. It's so hard to do a great cover while also doing something new, and Brass Against nailed it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCZ...
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ice.cream.assassin
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ice.cream.assassin
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This is the British equivalent of going after Dolly Parton.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Gybrok: "...did someone forget to put this one in the fridge or something? It's got big old splotchy chunks of orange mold growing all over it. I'm not eating this."
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ice.cream.assassin
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I’m down for the “can understand the proper uses of the word ‘fuck’” Turing Test.
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ice.cream.assassin
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It really started when woke got rid of personality tits.
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ice.cream.assassin
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I am a firm believer in the “Donald Trump is one of the most fantastically stupid creatures to have ever walked on this planet” defense. Maybe he’s senile, but given what observational evidence is available to me, it seems more likely that he’s just dumb as fuck.
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ice.cream.assassin
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…I legit do not see evidence of this dementia. Like, yes, the Dems are pretty bad at a lot of things but, I dunno, they have to contend with so many people accepting bullshit narratives like “Biden has dementia” that I’m at least a little sympathetic to the uphill battle they have.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Oh I’ve seen this anime.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Do these people cheering on the RIAA remember the nineties.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Does the NYT ever, like, do any genuine internal reflection. Like, at all. Any fucking self-awareness, as an organization? Do y'all have that? Have you *tried* that?
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ice.cream.assassin
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I didn't read through the paywall but I'm assuming this has some commentary regarding the vast swaths of people yelling at you to stop talking about Biden's goddamn age like it is inherently a problem in and of itself. You know, given the topic of the fucking piece, that seems relevant.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Fuck yes Vectrex
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ice.cream.assassin
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Look up Erasure-ish - Erasure covers in the style of ABBA. A good back-to-back listen w/ Abba-esque.
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ice.cream.assassin
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Are you familiar with Bjorn Again?
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ice.cream.assassin
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Reported
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ice.cream.assassin
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"There are 12 dimensions. The internet is a dimension, because "time doesn't exist on the internet"" k I dunno if she's gonna go full timecube but she may be going full timecube.
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ice.cream.assassin
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ice.cream.assassin
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*me, old man, looking cool in front of the kids*: you are failing the semantics of slang
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ice.cream.assassin
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