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Merve
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Just bought three different games from three different online storefronts to save a couple of bucks. Ol' Merve is nothing if not thrifty.
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I play video games and eat ice cream. [he/him]
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Merve
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Just bought three different games from three different online storefronts to save a couple of bucks. Ol' Merve is nothing if not thrifty.
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Merve
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Wait till you try corn silk tea!
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Merve
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What was especially great is that there was no actual game theory anywhere in his Tweetstorm.
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Merve
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It's actually still used to treat hypertension! But pulmonary hypertension, not systemic.
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Merve
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Transmog is for cowards. If you want to min-max, you should be forced to deal with looking like a goober.
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Merve
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The way I know that Bluesky is used by only, like, 50 people is that my feed is full of screenshots of posts that are already on my feed.
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Merve
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Hell yeah, gonna turn that medium into an extra-large
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Merve
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If you deposit a pizza, can you later withdraw the same pizza, or just a pizza of equivalent value?
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Merve
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Watching Halo speedruns is a genuine joy.
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Merve
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Quick poll: Which game will be released in full first? A: Star Citizen B: Yandere Simulator
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Merve
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Dr Disrespect right now:
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Merve
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At least we've still got the excellent Magic Masala flavour.
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Merve
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"SharePoint, a cooperative multiplayer mode for Microsoft Office..."
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Merve
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Possibly! I don't know; I've never played Elden Ring.
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Merve
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They already defend mechanically bankrupt parrying simulators like Sekiro; they'd defend anything FromSoft puts out, at least until the studio finally figures out how to make a functional third-person camera, at which point the games will be “too casual.”
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Merve
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The single biggest cultural difference between Canada and the United States isn't French or socialized medicine; it's this.
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The dog in Dragon Age: Origins is Barkspawn, and the dog in Dragon Age II is Furelden. That's how it has to be. I don't make the rules.
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There are two places where I still always wear a mask: 1. Costco 2. Public transit
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Merve
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Screencapped for posterity
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Merve
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Motorists are some of the most entitled people on the planet. We build cities to cater entirely to their needs, yet still a lone pedestrian who has the gall not to be in a rolling death trap like them can send them into an apoplectic rage.
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Merve
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Illegal
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Re: the Dragon Age: The Veilguard trailer — If a CGI trailer doesn't reflect the gameplay of the game, nor does it reflect the tone and vibes of the game, then what the hell is the point of the trailer?
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Merve
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Picross
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Dragonite: the perfect mix of majesty and derp
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The Digimon Story games are better dungeon-crawling RPGs than Atlus's modern non-Persona output.
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Geacque Offe
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Episode #101 of the AVoCADo GamesCast is finally here! In it, The Kappa and I praise Children of the Sun and the Fallout TV series and criticize Princess Peach: Showtime! and the Strains.
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The lesson games media should take from the Druckmann debacle is that statements from creatives in corporate promotional materials should be treated as statements from the corporation and not statements from the creatives themselves.
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Merve
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The 1800s were wild. You could mix booze and opium together and call it medicine.
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This might be the single stupidest piece of journalism I've ever read in my entire life.
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Google user: What's the capital of Argentina? Google: Kill yourself. Just fucking kill yourself. Put glue on your pizza. Eat one rock a day. Touch poison ivy and then masturbate. Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge while you do all of that. It's Mexico City.
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Merve
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I finally have a flame! One single flame, sure, but it's a flame!
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lincoln carpenter
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one of life's few universal truths is that if you're ordering food and pickled red onion is around, you're about to have a good time
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oh my god
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Merve
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Publishing revenge porn is a little bit more than a matter of “tone.” I'm all for warning people about the dangers of the plutocratic destruction of the Fourth Estate, but let's be honest about what actually happened here.
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Most people, 2 hours into Animal Well: I've got three flames and eight flutes and a little crow that follows me around and cracks jokes. Me, 5 hours into Animal Well: Yes… flames… those are a thing that I have… yeah…
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haha, weather
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Merve
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The funniest thing about the Assassin's Creed Shadows "controversy" is that there is far, far greater consensus among historians about Yasuke's life story than there is about whether kunoichi actually existed.
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Bring on the grand future of Homeworld-likes, I say.
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In retrospect, I think the childhood moment that most radicalized me was seeing 91 erroneously listed as a prime number in my Grade 6 math textbook.
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I know that when it comes to JRPGs, "It gets good after <x> hours" is almost a parodic cliché at this point, but Eiyuden really does get good after 10 hours.
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I'd reply, "Stop union-busting and calling the cops on protesters, and then maybe I'll toss a few bucks your way," but I don't think they actually read emails. Or read at all, really.
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Merve
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-posts meme in Discord- "Wow, you should post that on social media! I bet it'd do numbers." -posts meme on social media- -the only people who like it are also in the Discord-
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The AVoCADo GamesCast has now done 100 episodes!!! To celebrate this milestone, we dug into the mailbag to answer listeners' questions.
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Merve
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I'm feeling a bit apprehensive about Metaphor: ReFantazio...
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- Better Off Ted - Pushing Daisies - Bent - The Chicago Code - Alphas
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I've got a new video game diary up, talking about Cars, Children of the Sun, and Doronko Wanko.
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I'm laughing so hard at the game getting delisted in the Vatican. I guess the Pope can't spread democracy anymore!
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It's looking more and more like the latter…
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I'm trying to figure out if Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes is like Xenoblade Chronicles, where the game gets started 5 hours in, or like Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth, where the game gets started 20 hours in.
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