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one for the books
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I guess Porter isn’t the only one delusional about this election.
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Drive a tired joke even further into the ground? Gee I hope not.
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I’ll be sure to use this reasoning next time someone adopts a kitten to be an outdoor cat and it gets run over by a car after six or so months.
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OK, so it's a theory with no basis in history. Got it.
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So, your theory is that an org that's acted as an occupying army for over 100 years is going to take orders from some hicks 4 states away?
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Well, we might immediately get President Newsom, because why be part of a union if one of the other 49 states can just send in troops to do shit you don't want done.
We wouldn't even need to change our flag, it already says "California Republic" right on it.
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Not sure "unrest" even begins to describe what would happen if the Texas National Guard was sent into Los Angeles to round up "illegals". Governor Newsom wouldn't even have to activate the CA NG, the LAPD could handle it.
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His biological father might have been a Syrian immigrant, but his biological mother was from Wisconsin.
But his actual parents were Paul and Clara Jobs of Mountain View, California.
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The Atlanta Braves baseball team was in the National League West division until 1994.
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The difference being that this time they could FAFO’ing like no one has ever FAFO’d before.
They have no idea (probably because their daughters/wives no longer talk to them) how easily this could escalate and effectively end the GOP electoral chances in 2024.
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I thought that about the Dilbert Guy the last time get divorced.
He is a one man Manhattan Project on discovering new levels of being divorced.
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Doh. Got my “…and they they decided to be bank” companies people always complain about mixed up. GE Capital only has $156B in assets.
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That bank currently has $195B in assets on its balance sheet, so it worked out ok.
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Almost a quarter century is sure a long time to use a public office as a “stepping stone”.
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I’ve never anyone use it that wasn’t actively hosting a podcast about movies.
And apparently you aren’t the exception, lol.
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why do we have to keep learning this
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