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Micah James Bauman

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Poet. Never knows what’s going on. Work in South 85 Journal, Whale Road Review, Sage Cigarettes and others. Co-wrote Mapping the Valley: Hospital Poems, a collaboration with my father, David J. Bauman (Editor's Series, Seven Kitchens Press)

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I’ve been working on making a new blog. So far, it only has reposts on it. But linked below is a publications page with links to my poetry and where to read it. 🙂

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Roadblock by Ogden Nash Justice has been rerouted From present to future tense; The law is so in love with the law It's forgotten common sense. Does man now serve the law, I ask, When law was made by man? Or, law still serve its rightful task: protecting men from Man?

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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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I had just picked that up from a used book store recently. Had never heard of it before and it’s a good read.

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Sorry, we couldn’t make it work. Alas, we have irreconcilable differences. 😞 Oh, just kidding of course. 😉

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lol. Pretty funny story from Deryck Whibley (sum 41). Fuck Don Henley.

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The Chainsaw Man anime is really different from the manga.

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a poem about scavenger's reign, a very good tv show. (not that it matters, but i tried an accentual-syllabic version of ancient greek "third aesclepiad" meter, which is something like this: )

—◡—◡◡— | —◡◡—◡—
—◡—◡◡— | —◡◡—◡—
—◡—◡◡—◡
—◡—◡◡—◡—

#poetry

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How can some people say they enjoy poetry, yet they can’t appreciate a good pun?

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How can some people say they enjoy poetry, yet they can’t appreciate a good pun?

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I feel the exact opposite after looking at this post.

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Comedians like to complain about people offended by their jokes and then they’re also some of the most sensitive people in the world. “Boo, hoo. Why don’t people laugh at my jokes? Why don’t they think I’m funny? I’m funny, right? I need validation.”

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Whenever someone describes Idiocracy as “One the great satires,” you know they’re not about to say something intelligent.

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That’s me too. Except I didn’t even realize it was a joke.

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I watched it on max, which no one has. Then they canceled it.

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Glad more people are talking about it since it went to Netflix.

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Hello John, it's Tim, I hope this email finds John well. Tim was wondering if John had sent in that report John and Tim had finished yesterday or if Tim should do it.

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Don’t know Andrew, but stumbled upon this pretty insightful video about reading poetry.
#poetry

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Wanna learn more about Sheryl Crow’s friend, the communist.

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i really enjoy watching basketball. lots of fun

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I’m not opposed to trying it. But I’m sure it has a some ways to go.

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