"You are," the hooded figures said gravely, "the Chosen One."
The gardener looked up. "Really?"
"You are Destined to save the world from a Great Evil."
"Fancy that."
"Come with us."
"Nah, too much to do."
"But... your Destiny."
"How do you know it's not my weeding that'll do it?"
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Ah, the classic "refusal of the Mission"... We all know how that ends.
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If this LARP I play goes into a fourth game, my character is gonna be a gardener-Druid with Strong Feelings about bittersweet.
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They got a point, if t's destiny it will happen anyway.
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So glad you're on here. I've really missed these.
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Little Shop of Horrors remake took a WILDLY different turn than expected.
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@tkingfisher.bsky.social
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"It is the cessation of weeding that saves the world."
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No he's on to something. He's pulling the "roots of evil".
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Chauncey?
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Modo the Gardener at the Unseen University.
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Sam.
If it hadn't been Frodo he went with not all the Maiar in the world could've dragged that man from his garden
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