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Alexi Wolfe

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Big gay dog lookin for some kinky fun. Horny on main, so expect a mixed bag. Mental health advocate. I have strong opinions on software and sometimes politics 32 M, married but open and looking for a third. Chicago. Telegram @alexiwolfe

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The scratchy bits on a record are when some of the 1s got a little too excited and became 2s

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My library has a maker space! VHS digitizers, laser engravers, 3d printers....libraries are AWESOME!!

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You know what goes great with having friends over for dinner? Rampaging inexplicable anxiety.

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Oh, most certainly. No argument there.

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I have no cheese and I am sad

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Given he lumped that in there with PTSD and ADHD, it sounds like he's acknowledging he has a problem and is trying to treat it like he (presumably) is treating the other two. But I could be wrong. No idea.

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The time is 18:39. Daylight is still in full effect. The fireworks have started. Nobody can see them. The noise is pointless. There is no escape.

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Watching my 3d printer do its thing is way too hypnotic for my own good

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I saw a dragonfly the other day and I got so excited! It was so pretty and shiny blue! Some bugs are the best.

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Robin Marwick's avatar Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
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This made me laugh (again) 🥬

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Alexi Wolfe's avatar Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social
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I get to cook for my friends on Friday, and I'm really rather excited about that

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I've never been. If I go one day, what should I get?

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They would if they would stop spending all their cash on avacado baguette

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: charge that family with ALL medical costs related to the illness for ALL of the patients.

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Ooh ooh can I angrily email you? I'm not angry and I don't know your email but it seems like the "in" thing to do right now.

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I like the heavy emphasis on "legal", implying the potential of multiple non-legal options.

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Inspector Ratchet's avatar Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇

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Alternatively: give them rabies and lock them in a room until the situation resolves itself.

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The first one to balk will be replaced, and then we'll eventually have a military that behaves like our current police. Thugs, just with bigger and better weapons, and national legal impunity.

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Milk doesn't have calcium, it has COWcium.

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Yeah I basically want to design one of those, but at a tenth of the cost.

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Too damn cute! You'll need a dew gropes and humps too, just in case

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I feel like there needs to be a chastity shield, rather than cage, for people like you. Basically a sports cup with a cockring behind the balls, but no tube. A strap would be required to keep it in place. I just don't know how it would lock

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Not much of a choice in a 2 party system

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Stone Cold Jane Austen's avatar Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session

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What part doesn't work? I'm curious (I have my own issues as well)

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Oh hey this sounds exactly like me. Pity we aren't closer geographically.

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Just want to remind everyone that Jesus Christ was non-white, and was in support of social assistance programs.

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Well? Don't keep us hanging, did you say yes???!?!???

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Same. For me the issue is for adding service users. I have an entry in my bookstacks instance for it

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Petition to require crime shows to replace "enhance" with "embiggenate"

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Cool! Sounds like an absolute blast, have fun! Biggest shot in the dark ever here, but....this wouldn't happen to be an American Music Abroad tour, would it? Also, grab yourself some Rabenhörst in Germany if you can. Absolutely delightful fruit juice; it's my favorite!

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I thought we were talking about SciFi, not fantasy

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You know damn well that elon is going to do an exact text filter on this, so anybody who doesn't enter the text EXACTLY as provided, including capitalization, is going to be auto-ignored.

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Want instructions on how to build your own using python and home assistant? The hardware side is surprisingly simple to make

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Ironic that a prolific actress playing A COUNCILLOR would react like that

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Ah yes. The age-old "if you want teenagers to stop causing problems, give them drugs" solution xd

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Oops, just ate an entire tub of chipotle bacon dip. My bad

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Trying to be more positive, so...have a wonderful night you peoples, and may the morrow bring you joy..

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