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Mike Drucker

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America is super fun! Being homeless is illegal, but being the most powerful man in the country means you’re immune from prosecution!

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Enton's avatar Enton @entoron.bsky.social
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Jokes aside, some states have to secede now, no? Not worth it.

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Lexi the Squirrel's avatar Lexi the Squirrel @lexizone.bsky.social
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"Will the current most powerful man in the country use this immunity to save us?" Probably not lol. If he did that there might be consequences, and we can't have that.

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PlasticMan's avatar PlasticMan @plasticman.bsky.social
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Don’t forget, they want to make having an addiction a criminal offense! www.thedailybeast.com/clarence-tho...

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Shaman 🇵🇸's avatar Shaman 🇵🇸 @srshaman.bsky.social
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Capitalism works

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Leah Jane's avatar Leah Jane @kleahjane.bsky.social
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The US sure seems like a line graph where likelihood of consequences decrease as income increases

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WAP's avatar WAP @wetasspword.bsky.social
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Yeah that's been the case doe it's entire existence

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#1 CIA POISONING VICTIM's avatar #1 CIA POISONING VICTIM @puzzlemathstar.bsky.social
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it's also illegal to say how to fix this situation

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Wayne He/Him's avatar Wayne He/Him @shakesfirst.bsky.social
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Guess he gets to sleep at a bus stop.

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кадмій's avatar кадмій @kadmii.bsky.social
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really going hard for "For to those who have, more will be given, and they will have an abundance; but from those who have nothing, even what they have will be taken away."

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UnconditionalProng Returns!'s avatar UnconditionalProng Returns! @unconditionalprong.bsky.social
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If Biden loses, he needs to stay regardless. Tit for tat.

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The Chillennial's avatar The Chillennial @thechillennial.bsky.social
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solution: homeless people should fight the president to become the new president

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Walker, wouldBe Wizard's avatar Walker, wouldBe Wizard @ferc.bsky.social
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took us long enough to develop vagrancy laws and a monarch! Last year we got rid of Habeas Corpus. Time to integrate church and state? We're the Benjamin Button of governments.

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