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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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God knew I was too powerful and cursed me with chafed thighs.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin@miseryvulture.bsky.social |
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Irish writer in Berlin. I have a baby I won't shut up about.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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God knew I was too powerful and cursed me with chafed thighs.
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Al Jourgensen Twink Death
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She was the realest
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Didn't doubt it for a moment!!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Lmao Cassia
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Exactly, he was down with the sickness.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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He was spitting fr
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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"But like, even our most base animal state is already domesticated, y'know? Like ever since we started with agrarianism, the animal part of us has been gradually tamed." So true bestie but wasn't this chapter supposed to be about Ford or something
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Man is just hopping from one train of thought to the next. "Did you know, in the south, in the most devout Catholic parts of Italy, some 30% of people engage in incest?" Damn Gramsci, that's crazy. "You ever feel like industrialisation causes us to repress our animalism?" I mean yeah, but what
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Reading Gramsci's prison notebooks. Dude was really in there like "idk idk just thinkin about stuff"
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I actually think Marx would really dig his theories of alienation being applied to a book in which a man fucks a cow, actually.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Friends fear she's doing Marxist analyses of splatterpunk novels.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Yeah tbh if we still lived in Ireland, I don't think we'd have a baby right now. We just never had the job stability and quality of life back home that we have here.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Lmao I had the UMDs of Land of the Dead and White Noise, used to watch them on the schoolbus.
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DiDi Star's 🎪 Untenable Circus 🎪
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You'd party up, right
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Yeah that shit is so crazy, we've always looked for places with kitchens already built in because the expense is wild!!
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
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looking back, i tried to do the best with the gender i was dealt because i legit didn’t know i had any other options. i was such a depressed little kid & teenager though. i was extremely dysphoric & had no way to understand what was happening. forcing any child to experience that pain is evil.
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Mattie Lewis
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It really sucks how Writing is so so good and lovely and Publishing is like something Dante might have invented for another circle of Hell
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Seriously though!! It was a huge factor in us moving to Germany, where they actually have decent tenants' rights, but even Berlin is getting kinda shitty these days for people looking for housing. It sucks!
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Dr. Lucky Tran
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This picture from 2020 is still on point. Every damn summer, a simultaneous COVID surge and climate-fueled heatwave.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I have an app just because I suck at time keeping, so I like being able to be like "Oh, I should probably change your nappy". But I got myself so stressed like "Should I do baby led weaning?? What foods should I give her??" when it absolutely is not that deep! Weaning has actually been fun!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Same shit under a different name. I've heard of people going to view apartments and every other viewer is just an agent working for a vulture firm. The only buildings being erected in cities are hotels, which quickly become full of homeless families with nowhere to live. It's so fucking grim.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Ireland is so bleak that I barely know anyone who doesn't still live with their parents.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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lil drunk and emotional over the fact that Sylvia is almost a year old, because the start of that year AGH oh man. I hope someday I can forgive myself for everything I felt when I had postpartum depression. Surviving a whole year seemed so impossible.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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That is such bad advice!! 2 WEEKS?! Lord have mercy, we barely have set nap times now and she's almost 11 months haha I just base everything off when she wakes up, which is predictable-ish but, y'know, she's a baby. Sometimes she's teething, sometimes something else!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Idk I'm super lucky because she eats and sleeps (at night at least, naps have always been dodgy) without much issue. Anyway. I love her and I probably will never shut up about this stuff.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I was so stressed out about stuff like sleep training and weaning and whatever, but in the end I just followed Sylvia's lead and it's been fine. Tbf she's a very chill baby but honestly acceptance has been the biggest salve to my mental health this past year.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I think the only relevant advice to give someone about to have a baby is that the baby is just gonna do whatever and you have to be along for the ride. Like you can have so many grand plans but you can't really control them more than you can control anyone else!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Facebook is so great.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Exactly!! We have enough of those!!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Also if you don't see why some education in the humanities is relevant to a STEM degree, then I don't trust you in any STEM career!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Right? Like fuck the Krebs cycle and algebra, but I don't think about those bitches any more.
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Lin
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💚💚💚
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Oh my God 😭 that's so lovely, what a nice thing for them to have in their room!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Same, I still did that shit AND every so often there was stuff I found interesting! There is not a single subject in this world that doesn't have SOMETHING of interest.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I sat obstinately to one side during PE every week for 6 years tbf because I was a brat. But the point stands! Even if I did not during PE!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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That's so cuuuute and sensible too aaaahhh also I really love the rug in their room, it's beautiful.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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They're a really cool kid, never stop bragging!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Oh I love that!!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I had absolutely no interest in the middle ages when I started my degree. HATED doing Middle English at first. By graduation, I fucking loved it. I still love it. If you engage with something and actually challenge yourself, you can discover things about yourself. Shocker!!
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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One of the reasons why I have no sympathy for STEM losers who are like "I was forced to do a humanities subject even though it isn't relevant to my degree so I deserve to cheat/plagiarise/use AI to pass" is that yeah, everyone has to learn shit they don't care about sometimes. Grow up.
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Rhys Kaminski-Jones
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Spiritual reputation stats dropping! Mendicant Friars in your area making you look bad Options: fake a new relic, declare heresy
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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It looks so class, you get to be a fat lil monk. I hope they put it out on Switch.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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LADS remember I posted about a dream I had about an abbey simulator game? There's literally a sim/tycoon game called Ale Abbey haha hell yeah let's goooooo
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Arlan Hellison (famous)
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH “LITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR
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Notorious RBMK
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there are 4 phases to a summer day in the 2020s: * pre-hell * hell * an pleasant Eve (36 minutes) * mosquitos
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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"What if Jim Henson was the same tired caricature of mentally ill alcoholic genius that we get in every form of media?" blows, but the detective's subplot is decent.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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I'm largely enjoying (or at least not hating) Eric, but it's wild that they've made New York seem so incredibly small when the peril really depends on a needle in a haystack situation. How are they going to find a missing kid in a vast metropolis? It's OK, it's actually just a few blocks.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Likewise. It boils my blood like nothing else.
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
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Oh I didn't know that! That's fun! I kinda just want to peg him at his little beach hut but I don't think there are enough duck feathers or pomegranates I could possibly give him for that to happen.
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