Vivacious Miss Audacious

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Globe Trotting Showgirl
Technicolor Teaser
Powerhouse Producer
Fragrance Enthusiast
Serving Cunt
New Orleans Based, World Traveling
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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:55 UTC

An espresso martini nightcap is perhaps only in service of The Night for which I am but a mere serf

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

Berenice, serving cunt www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/04...

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

I was literally JUST looking at this photo elsewhere. The book I just finished, Housemates, was inspired by Berenice Abbott but I would much rather read about HER and her queer life commingling with other greats in Paris and New York.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

Lmao you don’t count cuz I already follow you

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Any of you freaks with good taste on Goodreads?

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

Oooo yes, I too, want

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

SOML I use hydrocortisone ointment immediately and it works pretty well. It’s hard having delicious blood.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Ooo I wanna hear your thoughts! I have a big discovery set of theirs (though a different one)

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

I’m having a summer dalliance with bartending at my club for some mad money and it’s definitely a kooky fever dream 11 times out of 10. Bonus, I get to dress cunty in a different way than my usual showgirl attire. Though, covering my ass at work is outside my normal experience.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

It dawned on me that I just WASTED my freebies from my full bottle order 🥲

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

Pouring one (cash) out for my homies (self) after realizing I threw away complimentary, hand selected perfume samples last week. 😭

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

Pure mischief poolside, wet with rain, drenched in daylight

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

Desperate for good fiction. I keep trying. I’m a language snob. I want excellence. A compelling story. Probably some sex and drugs, too.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

This is a wild one, indeed

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Internet Archive @archive.org
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

You want your MTV? ⬇️

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

I’ve been dying to try their Eau the Audacity! For obvious reasons.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Mood

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Memento Rori @roricomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

It's understandable that ppl don't know what to do, we've been shunted into this idea that a narrow version of electoral politics is the ONLY path to change. We DO have to vote, but there is SO MUCH MORE. Places you can start: mutual aid groups (www.mutualaidhub.org)
community action groups
1/?

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

I have Twitter (and the us govt) to ruin the vibe. And while wailing and the gnashing of clattering fingertips does have its place…I desire an online space for art and sex and poetry because fomenting riotous joy is its own radical act

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

Mysterons! A deep cut.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Today in New Orleans

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

Mood: Wet lips Lacquered toes Stirring breezes Al fresco indulgences

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Human woman, reporting for duty.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

It’s essential!

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

The thing is, if you’re working you also have an excuse to spin away or a back room you can go where the public cannot and tasks to busy with. I love enjoying events as a civilian but I’m often happier being there the whole time if I’m getting paid and have crucial activities. 🤪

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Beatgrrrl @beatgrrrl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

❝First forget inspiration. Habit is more dependable. Habit will sustain you whether you’re inspired or not. Habit will help you finish and polish your stories. Inspiration won’t. Habit is persistence in practice.❞—Octavia E. Butler (June 22, 1947 – February 24, 2006)

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

I look at Apartment Therapy exclusively for the small house inspo and you’re right, it’s always, “My 500 sq ft Mansion”

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Obsessed with the hover shirt. It’s giving burlesque magic (tbh) if by that I mean a brutalist nightclub statuesque that undresses you with their eyes but remains perplexingly clad themselves with feats of couture engineering.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

Thank you!! My go to is a mighty bun as I have a long mane of hair but, for this occasion I wanted to add the glamour of curls into the mix.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

On this auspicious solstice I am embarking on a decadent new project which I cannot wait to share with you all soon. ✨

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

Those vibes track for today.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

Bisous!! The coiffure gave me life!

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:58 UTC

Thank you! ☺️☺️✨✨

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

Palate cleanser after the arduous Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil slowed down my smug inducing speedy streak. First impression is why does the cat have to be named that?

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

I feel that perhaps you will appreciate the Gianni Bini wedges (for whom I have concocted much lore) with the pearl accents, and accompanying clutch, which made a neon bereft life worth living.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

My sister got married and I was banned from wearing neon.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

This is when I remember not everyone lives in the southern United States.

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

Please please please sign! I live every day in stress and terror because of censorship. This could give thousands of adult creators our stable careers back!!!

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

OMG TODAY I WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING AT THE GEOMETRY TESLA AND HEARD A COUPLE BEHIND US AND TRIED TO PULL THEM INTO MY DERISION AND IT WAS THEIRS ☠️

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Literally what I was JUST saying. I’m anti AI and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

What’s crazy is I tweeted about a specific bird picture and copy pasted my caption, deriding AI, to use here knowing there would be another bird photo that would apply. And I didn’t even find the most appropriate, random, bird post to use as reference.

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

There are so many cool birds and thanks to AI ruining literally everything, the teens’ misinformation campaign now rings true, birds are often not real 😭 Apparently this one is yet, I won’t believe it until rigorous research which I am disinclined to do

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

11:11 in New Orleans

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Ass Radium is punk af

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Nothing a French 75 won’t cure and if you don’t need curing, you’ll be invincible

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

A name is a wish you put words to.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

I imagine when I first spray on a perfume/fragrance it’s the clangorous, pell-mell symphony orchestra warm up—string instruments legato, a flute glissando, trumpet slicing through like a jerk, tympani being, like, stentorian. Then silence. Then the perfume is like: let’s play this song, bitches.

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Rocky Mountain Atheists @rmatheists.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

From Musk to Nylon: The Scientific Legacy of Perfume Research

www.rockymountainatheists.ca/post/from-mu...

#RockyMountainAtheists #rma #WesternCanadaReason #wecanreason #freedomfromreligion #criticalthinking #skeptics #science
#perfume #chemistry #scientificdiscovery #innovation #historyofscience

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 08:19 UTC

This happened to me once and as I was about to drive away in an Uber my mailman walked up. ✨

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Vivacious Miss Audacious @missaudacious.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 08:12 UTC

Opening with Fran is iconic.

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