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He/Him. Cisgender. Also on Mastodon as @MisterKojak@meh.social

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Hey, it's the only song the right wing has ever since Rage Against The Machine got all political super recently!

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The regular version of New Divide from Linkin Park on Expert isn't so bad, but the legacy version is fucking squirrelly! I dream of a day when it won't kick my ass. #beatsaber

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I feel your pain. There's a *lot* of difficulty range in Expert. Some of the Linkin Park songs on E are about the same difficulty for me as some Imagine Dragons songs on E+. And don't get me started on Camillia...

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It is fun going back to a song that kicked my ass last time I played it and breezing through it. Makes me feel like Neo in the Matrix. I can see the code!

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Thanks! I'm up to about a dozen or so X+ songs S ranked, although Camellia on Expert is a distant dream, much less Expert+. Beyond being able to read the blocks, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to physically move my hands that fast!

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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like

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Phil Plait's avatar Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social
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Pilot project after pilot project show results very similar to this, but no one will fully fund and launch this as a nationwide program. Imagine how much good we could do if the GOP didn't have a death grip on the media and occupying the Dem priorities.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

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Larry's avatar Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social
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I've seen enough Twilight Zone to know that's an actual person that got turned into a puppet

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Which ten? The bible itself can't seem to get them straight

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HA! Last time I tried DNA on Beat Saber I failed even with the slower song modifier. Now look at me! Whatchu got, Kendrick Lamar! You got NOTHI... just a moment, my management team is trying to get my attention

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At a certain point, a sensible person would think "hey, maybe I could just order two sandwiches!"

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Whenever I think about it, I can't believe that we're not just funding the unholy shit out of NASA. I should be posting on social media from the comfort of an O'Neill cylinder, dammit!

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I can barely remember a scrap of the mandarin I spent years learning, but as soon as I saw that picture I thought "Gordon Shumway!" Ahh, what a magical wonderland the human brain is

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Alternate interpretation: "It's all free real estate!"

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David W Stoesz's avatar David W Stoesz @davidstoesz.bsky.social
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Essential reading from Real Change: Sweeps kill, and Seattle fucking TRIPLED them in the past year. Mayor Harrell is writing his legacy in the corpses of the poor. In any functioning society with the most basic of moral principles, this would be a huge story. www.realchangenews.org/news/2024/06...

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Larry's avatar Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social
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If you're in the Seattle area and go to Starbucks, what's wrong with you? Big Foot Java is where it's at, people. (Ok, Dutch Bros are good too)

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I would simply tell Hitler to place *tiny* classified ads in thousands of newspapers across the country, and he would be able to make millions of dollars from his one-bedroom apartment

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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UK Sports Culture vs US Sports Culture

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Larry's avatar Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social
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Scientists need to pick one: either pH has to do with protons, or atomic nuclei consist of neutrons and hydrogen ions

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My only hope is that Gilgabro makes it to 7. Wouldn't be the same without my boy

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Libby Cudmore's avatar Libby Cudmore @libbycudmore.bsky.social
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I found it, friends. The worst band ever, made up of dudes who were kicked out of other bands for not getting vaccinated.

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Shitty AI art aside, just fantastic new levels of copium being reached here. Good ol' Tim "Centrist" Pool

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Leonard Pierce's avatar Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social
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RIP the Gaza aid pier. It didn't last long, it didn't accomplish anything, and it was always just a PR stunt to pull attention away from the government's support of a genocide, but at least it cost more money than the federal government spends on addiction treatment programs

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Not Like Us has to be the catchiest goddamn diss track ever

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"Industrious student ensures his entire class gets to eat food!"

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Monterey Jack is a weird choice for pizza, but cheddar? Hell yeah, load it up.

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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It’s 2024. In science fiction terms we should all be cyborgs or uploadable human-machine intelligences by now; how can we possibly begrudge people doing whatever they can think of to make their tragically limited corporeal forms more comfortable for them to be stuck inside

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Larry's avatar Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social
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Oh no! Now all sorts of pro-Beyonce legislation will be enacted!

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Never feud with an Italian rapper; they’re all very eager to make a diss album

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Ryan Boyd's avatar Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
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Oh, so you're mad about a bad thing? Well what if I told you that other bad things also exist. What would you say then smart guy

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I mean the fucked up thing is if Kent State happened again it would have the same poll numbers blaming the kids for getting shot and forty years from now people would go “oh that was so awful, those kids in 2024 were right to protest, but this is different” as Kent State 2064 was about to go down

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Jenny Rae Rappaport's avatar Jenny Rae Rappaport @jennyrae.bsky.social
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I wish there was a way to make people understand that, in the past, many children died young. In the 1900 US Census, they asked women how many children they were a mother to. And how many were still living. Mary, seen here, had 4 living children. Out of a total of 12 children. Two-thirds: dead.

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Jenny Rae Rappaport's avatar Jenny Rae Rappaport @jennyrae.bsky.social
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Children died of diseases that we can now treat: scarlet fever, pneumonia, typhoid fever, measles, whooping cough… the list goes on. They became paralyzed from polio. They caught a fever or a bad stomach virus or a skin infection that went bad. And they died. Antibiotics & vaccines are miracles.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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This Earth Day let us remember that ultimately its not the earth that needs saving, it is us, the planet will be fine through climate change, we will not, new species will evolve to deal with it, we will not. Need to stop framing this as some virtuous savior project it's a Save Your Own Ass Day

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Zack Davisson --> SDCC's avatar Zack Davisson --> SDCC @zackdavisson.com
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For the love of god, Montresor!

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Wonder what the Venn diagram of "people who think it's a good idea to buy a Cybertruck" and "people who pay attention to product recalls" looks like

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By releasing an 80s pack of songs including, of all things, Sussudio, Synth Riders is showing that it is willing to cater to me, specifically, and of course I'm here for it

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