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Kristi Yamaguccimane

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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this place needs video

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I am joining the K-Hive and falling out of the coconut tree

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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I am joining the K-Hive and falling out of the coconut tree

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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If Joe Biden isn’t gonna do anything about the Supreme Court’s ruling then it’s up to me I guess and that starts with not going to work tomorrow

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just logging back on because I heard this place was violently being torn asunder

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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yeah that quote post could have been a reply but then your 42 followers might not have seen your dog shit

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hey everyone i invented a way to sous vide my baby

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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Much like bright colorations in poisonous frogs or the distinct sound of a venomous rattlesnake, Tinker Bell ankle tattoos are natures way of telling you to avoid interacting with this lady in the wild.

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Ra's al Dolezal's avatar Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.bsky.social
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There were also truck nuts, which clearly puts this truck in the "save some pussy for the rest of us" category

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Bryn's avatar Bryn @slimewave.me
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I love that my friends know they can always come to me for answers

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Just passed a Tesla dealership that was so over full that 25 or so cyber trucks were parked in the grass next to the dealership. I googled to see if there was an existing photo and found this one of the same situation in Dallas. Lol.

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there’s nothing more vindicating than being an adult and hearing from other adults that a video game you couldn’t beat as a kid was in fact ridiculously hard for no reason and it wasn’t just you

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there’s nothing more vindicating than being an adult and hearing from other adults that a video game you couldn’t beat as a kid was in fact ridiculously hard for no reason and it wasn’t just you

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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

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pool boy bitch 's avatar pool boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social
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i love abandoned fan pages for porn stars. this guy really had a vision

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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discord seems like more of a nightmare factory than a chat app

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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i am probably the strongest poster in this Food Lion

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charlotte $753/$2570's avatar charlotte $753/$2570 @dykegrind.gay
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show me on the doll where the woke mob touched you

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🚨Ian Miles Cheong has been executed by the Malaysian government at the order of Anwar Ibrahim for his continued online support of Israel’s offensive in the Gaza Strip. He was 36 years old.🚨

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they/them might be giants ☭'s avatar they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social
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I'm broke and applying for work now after being mostly unemployed the last year due to mental health shit. Anything you're able to send me would help tremendously and be greatly appreciated! 💜🙏 Cashapp/Venmo: claymationary

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒞𝒶𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓂 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈

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Jerad Walker's avatar Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social
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Come on. No way this guy is married.

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Please, Silly William was my father, call me Silly Billy

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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(LIVE) through the ditches and (LAUGH) through the witches and (LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa

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(LIVE) through the ditches and (LAUGH) through the witches and (LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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Everyone, and I do mean everyone, is making it up as they go along

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Has anyone considered that JFK was reincarnated as Joe Biden’s dog Commander and that’s why he keeps biting secret service agents

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love it when a major outlet finally gets around to confirming what shitposters have been saying was obviously happening for months in between jokes about cum or Red Lobster’s all you can eat shrimp

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I am one of those people videoing the workers at Chipotle when I’m in line but it’s because I like to capture their faces when they see I’m jerking off

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happy pride month from @kraftfoods

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he gonna leave jail like this

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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you cant even be rich and fuck pornstars in this country anymore because of woke

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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I sincerely hope Trump does actual jail time not because I give a shit but only so that his best and brightest supporters try and do a jailbreak you know that shit would be hilarious

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Lance Ellisor's avatar Lance Ellisor @ellisor.bsky.social
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I wish we had videos with sound here just so @wapplehouse.bsky.social could create a clip of each count flipping to guilty with the Free Bird outtro soundtrack

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Jerad Walker's avatar Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social
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Me watching the boys head off to Waffle House at 3am.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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draw me like one of your French girls (with me holding a baguette like it’s my schlong)

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roo's avatar roo @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
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I wanna study the brains of people who joined the marines specifically because of the recruitment ad with the sword & fire monster. Like what part of that worked. You knew there weren't swords & fire monsters in Iraq, so: what the fuck, why.

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oh my god this is so fucking funny

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