Morte Lemonade

@mitchzaavo.bsky.social

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Internet user from America

Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

You can’t spell sinus without sun so yeah obvs

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

It’s literally all BREAKING NEWS designed to make people lose their minds

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

That ode to toxic nationality popped up on the sound system at the pool today and I felt like submerging myself and not coming back up for air

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Love the false equivalency of idiots lighting off fireworks all night because MURICA vs, you know, nature

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

At the local pool and they just played “You Really Got Me” (Van Halen version) into “You Really Got Me” (Kinks original version) and somehow I’m not sick of this song

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:24 UTC

I would have walked out of Abbott and Costello doing Who's on First.

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

Total flipping of the double bird moment

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Sorry, can’t hear you over the song blasting in my head on repeat

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Banger(s and mash)

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

He’s heating up! He’s on fire!

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

“It’s pronounced fuh-cray”

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Posho Fuckrat is my new band name

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Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

To clarify this for the Americans: Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Bingo

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

(Also didn’t see the birthdate until now, sorry)

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

I’m not talking about doxxing here. I’m talking about “what rock did this guy crawl out from under, and can he go back there please”.

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

The obvious answer to “Hey, how do we make the USMNT even worse?”

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

The Heritage Foundation is absolutely making overt terrorist threats and everyone you know needs to be aware of this.

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

Beginning to think that the complete lack of personal information (age, family, former residences) on Wiki for this complete piece of garbage isn’t a coincidence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_R...

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Beginning to think that the complete lack of personal information (age, family, former residences) for this complete piece of garbage isn’t a coincidence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_R...

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

I went looking for the whole War Room episode this Kevin Roberts/"bloodless" second American Revolution clip was in, and you know for all his "we are winning" pablum, the reason he is thanking a guest host at the top is because War Room's regular host is in jail www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Right right! AI is the dev now, too.

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

What am I missing here? Haven't been paying much attention to WWE/NXT in a while but I do know Trips is in power so these "Elevations" (AEW pun intended) should be a no brainer. Unless...

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

The WAR ROOM chyron does not give “bloodless”

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

vibe

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

youtu.be/8d-385LOD-U?...

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Time to open Google Mirror and look deeply into it, AI devs

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

It’s no coincidence that fascism is on the rise NOW. They all know it’s time to cash in on authoritarianism before the world literally burns.

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

It’s more like a state of mind maaaaaaaan

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

Tea Party 2.0 incoming

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

All this shit happening on Canada Day no less

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

It gets worse, here comes Suarez

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

Can we get VAR but for the SCOTUS

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Arm + Hammer Daily Sinus Clean or whatever it’s called is superior

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

At least she got some good fight scenes in

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

They’re trying to leave the planet’s gravity

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

My therapist is from South Africa. She says exactly the same - things will SEEM normal if you’re one of the lucky ones.

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

I’m getting hungry

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

(Beck voice) Two root canals and some Novocain

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

Ram Dass: “We live in the hells created by our reactivity - not by the things themselves, but how your mind works with it".

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

Mariah MAY turn on Toni here 🤼

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Hard to tap while your arm is being pulled out of its socket 🤼

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Dragon vs Dragon better end before House of the Dragon begins 🤼 🐉

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Okada makes a simple dropkick into a lariat look like a work of art 🤼

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

Okada is a comedic genius 🤼

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

My vote is for Dude Love

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Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Palmer time

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