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To clarify this for the Americans: Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time

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Boz Handy Bosma, Ph.D.'s avatar Boz Handy Bosma, Ph.D. @bbbozzz.bsky.social
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It’s a transcription error. Sunsk was talking about eating Sandwichers, Jonathan Swift style.

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Captain Hurley's avatar Captain Hurley @zoonie.bsky.social
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Yup, bang on the nose there. What a pathetic pipsqueak of a man.

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Sonofrojblake 's avatar Sonofrojblake @simonpblake.bsky.social
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He is trying to lose as catastrophically as possible. It's the only explanation. Nobody is that stupid

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The Toronto Ben Jays ⚾️🇨🇦's avatar The Toronto Ben Jays ⚾️🇨🇦 @fakebenjay.bsky.social
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Mitt Romney did this a decade ago when he said his favorite meat was hot dog

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Roland "Big Spooky" B's avatar Roland "Big Spooky" B @colbosch.bsky.social
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Sunak looks like the sort of guy who would be absolutely baffled if someone handed him a plastic fork.

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The Spy who loves you's avatar The Spy who loves you @spyversuslies.bsky.social
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Sometimes, we put a little something between the bread.

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Pretzelcoatl's avatar Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social
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It must be really hard to force feed a lobster. I don't imagine a funnel would work as well without a neck.

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Video James's avatar Video James @videojames.bsky.social
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Somehow reminds me of when our chancellor said on camera that there is no child poverty in Austria. Because as long as every parent can afford a hamburger for each of their kids every day, none of the kids will starve.

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How much could one banana cost, seven dollars?

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Anna Rompage 's avatar Anna Rompage @urbanfarmer3321.bsky.social
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Reminds me of the Mittens R-Money’s favorite meat - hot dogs

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Lenora Rose's avatar Lenora Rose @lenorarose.bsky.social
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Someone had to...

youtu.be/D95_W105xsQ?...

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Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month!'s avatar Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month! @briansmith.pro
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You said "clarify for the Americans" but there are a couple of words in there that we've never heard. What is a "povvo"?

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Samantha Ferreira Wants to Talk About Anime History's avatar Samantha Ferreira Wants to Talk About Anime History @sam-animeherald.bsky.social
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Dude didn't even say something that'd be, like, super obvious and would pass as relatively normal like "sausage roll"

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Liza Mazel's avatar Liza Mazel @lizamazel.bsky.social
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"How do you do, fellow proles?"

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Not David Lynch's avatar Not David Lynch @notdavidlynch.bsky.social
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Americans had a moment like this! Mitt Romney made his ($250 million) fortune on running a consulting firm that told companies to cut jobs and he once said his favorite meat is "hot dog" in an attempt to look like an everyman www.thecut.com/2018/05/mitt...

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Face plant 's avatar Face plant @chengeling.bsky.social
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he's bloody minted and he's got the balls to act like he lives in the gutter

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Harkthorn's avatar Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social
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Doesn't he remember the last time a sandwich got too involved in British politics

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Erin Biba's avatar Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
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I don't understand a lot of these words but the vibes definitely translate.

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Sarah Ford  🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now!'s avatar Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
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I have been informed I went too british lol Translation: Rishi is very, very upper class - richer than the royal family. He probably eats [ ludicrously fancy meats and seafood ] every day. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what 'the everyday man'/poor person eat every day.

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Spoonbill Reducks's avatar Spoonbill Reducks @spoonbill.bsky.social
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He should have said black pudding, chips, and mushy peas, while wearing a flat cap, ee bah gum!

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Enki 🍀's avatar Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social
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Sophie Mac's avatar Sophie Mac @sophiemac.bsky.social
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But he hasn't eaten a bacon sandwich on camera. I think that should be next

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Geert Broekmann's avatar Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social
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"Ooh, and also - my favorite job is chimneysweep. I am so very fond indeed of the singing and dancing. Favorite currency denomination? The humble tuppence, surely."

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ZÖMBY WOOF's avatar ZÖMBY WOOF @steveshark.bsky.social
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I reckon he enjoys an omelette made with just egg whites

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Jonathan's avatar Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social
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He's not quite as much of a failson as Johnson, but he is a useless twat that has never worked a day in his life

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RubberMatt's avatar RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social
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No mention of what kind of sandwich. Ham & cheese? Chicken & bacon? White, brown, wholemeal, sourdough? Nope just generic sandwich, that's what the proles eat, right?

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Paula's avatar Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social
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Ok I got all of that but posho and povvos

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Nick S's avatar Nick S @holgate.permanent.red
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tbh in this case I think he legitimately likes sandwiches, there’s nothing of the gourmet about him.

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brndn's avatar brndn @rewild.bsky.social
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"Sarnies! God, he loved a sandwich"

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Sarah May 's avatar Sarah May @sarahmay1.bsky.social
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But remember, the Queen used to have picnics with food in Tupperware. Wealthy Brits love to cosplay being normal. I don't suppose he eats particularly rich food, he's known for not enjoying food, fasts on Mondays. That kind of thing is more posh . He *could* eat anything, but doesn't

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Sisyphicarus's avatar Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social
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*Squirrels away the phrases “posho fuckrat” and “quail-stuffed caviar with a side of lobster foie gras” for later use.* Regarding the latter: I once spent three months across the pond but never realized you all had such exquisite cuisine. 😉

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Kimichi Tsuzuku's avatar Kimichi Tsuzuku @kimichitsuzuku.bsky.social
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Lobster foie gras is his favorite tea sandwich flavor, obviously.

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Paul's avatar Paul @mnterrier.bsky.social
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This really is the most ridiculous attempt at the "prawn sandwich eating" voter isn't it He really is a complete out of touch snobby git

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LurkyMcLurk's avatar LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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He’s king of the prawn sandwich brigade

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 's avatar Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social
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Jerry Lambert's avatar Jerry Lambert @jerrylambert.bsky.social
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“What is it you lot eat? Lard sandwiches?” “No sir it’s called a bacon butty.” “Oh yes, that’s what I love. A bACoN BuTtY.”

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Full Mental Jackass's avatar Full Mental Jackass @uncle6.org
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The betting around here is which Peninsula town between Los Altos Hills and Hillsboro he will be moving into on 7/6

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Morte Lemonade's avatar Morte Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social
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Posho Fuckrat is my new band name

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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one.'s avatar Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one. @deetoriadee.bsky.social
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No, no... He eats sandwiches, there just made of organic bread created with ancient grains stolen from the burial ground of colonized ppl filled with quail & lobster foie gras, & a caviar spread..

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womp.le's avatar womp.le @womplestiltskin.bsky.social
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I have a long-standing hot take that sandwiches* are actually a terrible way to put food together and their ubiquity in American cuisine is a symptom of countrywide mass delusion. So Rishi’s statement was very confusing to me on multiple levels *Grilled cheeses and other melts are acceptable

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TaterBugs's avatar TaterBugs @lunakersauzon.operajunkie.net
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He comes off as the kind of guy who has a fridge just for his multiple kinds of ice.

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Aliera's avatar Aliera @alierakieron.bsky.social
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He watched Frozen this weekend, didn’t he.

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Dennis is a bastard man's avatar Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social
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I appreciate it but this doesn’t clarify anything for me

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Toxidrone's avatar Toxidrone @toxidrone.bsky.social
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Doesn't another prominent Tory employ the same nanny who raised him? The party of the working class!

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Zictor's avatar Zictor @zictor.bsky.social
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Dud he at least specify what type of sandwich?

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JLRoberson's avatar JLRoberson @jlroberson.bsky.social
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As if. It's all about the casseroles www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-2P...

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JLRoberson's avatar JLRoberson @jlroberson.bsky.social
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I think back to "quiet batpeople."
THE THICK OF IT was just transcripts of surveillance recordings wasn't it www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_AM...

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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿's avatar Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social
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He wants to live like common people, he wants to do whatever common people do...

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Andrew Davis's avatar Andrew Davis @thrownintosol.bsky.social
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fuck me, this man cannot be relatable if his life depended on it

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TheDaddyOtaku 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 (He/Him/Daddy)'s avatar TheDaddyOtaku 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 (He/Him/Daddy) @thedaddyotaku.bsky.social
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He failed at uno-reversing "let them eat cake".

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