LOL people getting on board with expanding the court now. Hey, the horse escaped can you guys go out and shut the barn door?
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Every morning I check the news and it's like
-SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain
-President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler
-New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
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2 years ago I posted on my socials that the Bad Guys Won. No one believed me.
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So which SCOTUS justice is the most cost effective? Who gives the biggest bang for your bribery buck?
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Corporations don't commit crimes
Corporations don't commit crimes
Corporations don't commit crimes
Corporations don't commit crimes
Corporations don't commit crimes
Corporations don't commit crimes
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Nations scumbag C Suite goblins afraid they may be held accountable for harming people.
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Well, apparently the bunnies think you did good work.
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It is only Bribery if it comes from the Bribery district of Washington D.C. Otherwise it is just a sparkling tip for a job well done
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SCOTUS: the founding fathers felt that bribes were an essential part of a functioning democracy
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"If the top 1 percent of income earners in America just paid all the federal income taxes they owed, we could raise an additional $175 billion a year. That’s 38 times what it would cost to provide a bed to every person experiencing unsheltered homelessness in America."
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In 2015, Mark Janny was released from prison.
He was sent back after refusing to go to Christian worship services like his parole officer demanded.
He sued. The case just settled. Janny will receive $100,000 in damages.
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You won't have to look very far to find out who created this perception (Hint: it is not religion, literature, or art)
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the fact that we can look at most major problems with our lives and guess "this is the fault of private equity" - and have that actually be correct a shockingly large percentage of the time - is an excellent reason to regulate the industry into the ground
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Dell gave employees an ultimatum to return to office some of the week or accept they were never eligible for a promotion ever again. Half the employees shrugged and stayed remote.
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...
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Sure why should pumping up your stock price by endangering the public be a crime?
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I fucking love David Tennant SO MUCH!
(Source: Georgia Tennant's IG)
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We have been using sticks in warfare for a million years and nuclear warheads for only 80 years. Are nukes stronger than sticks? We only have intriguing initial data
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How do you write like a Supreme Court Justice?
Easy, I just remove logic and reason and keep everything else.
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Roberts: wait Bruen says WHAT? Fuck fuck fuck I gotta stop voting on shit when I’m drunk. Okay. You can do this Johnny. You went to Harvard. Let’s parse our way out of this mess. Fuckin’ Thomas, I should have known better.
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Most of the obits I've seen neglect to mention that Donald Sutherland was "deeply involved with Hollywood's left wing, throwing benefits for the Black Panthers" and protesting the war in Vietnam. www.theguardian.com/world/2005/s...
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Donald Sutherland at occupy Vancouver.
RIP to the legend.
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Can't help but notice none of the Ten Commandments talk about harassing Pride Festivals.
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Feeling 49th in education rankings, might put up the Ten Commandments later.
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Every pol who declares their love for the Ten Commandments should be asked two questions:
Which version?
Can you tell me what they are?
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My superpower is identifying narcissistic toxic flaming assholes while everyone else is worshiping them.
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If the press was competent, they would ask Trump what the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act was at every presser. They won't. They know he has no idea.
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Look, no DEA agent ever lied to Clarence Thomas.
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SCOTUS protects religious freedom of DEA agents by allowing them to offer expert testimony of their belief that there’s no such thing as a blind mule
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SCOTUS: We just can't decide if George Washington thought he was above the law.
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Well, the rest of the movie is basically AM's co-stars (the ones who would talk to him) taking the piss out of his whining.
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Democrats who invited Netenyahu should be deeply embarrassed.
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if you think this is definitely going to be held unconstitutional, please note that in 2019 the Supreme Court held that a giant cross on public land did not violate the Constitution
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No one in the press ever asks if C Suite salaries, grotesque benefits, and bonuses are driving up the cost of your fast food.
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The Biden FTC is on a roll.
It banned noncompete clauses.
It blocked the Kroger/Albertsons merger that would send grocery bills skyrocketing.
Now it's taking action against Adobe for allegedly trapping users in pricey subscriptions.
This is government working for the people.
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I have to live in a country where a SCOTUS Justice looks me square in the eye and tells me a bump stock doesn't change a weapon in any significant way.
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The message from Netanyahu is clear: he feels entitled to our military aid. Not grateful. Entitled. This is not a partnership at all.
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The job of making a LARP for the general population and not nerds is mind boggling. I don't even know if it can be done.
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Police Unions spend big bucks for 'training,' but none of those trainings include a basic understanding of the law and the constitution.
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Check out my new NYT column, “How Could An Alternative Exist to a Thing That Was Made Up Five Years Ago and Quickly Revealed Itself to be a Massive Scam?”
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