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writer sometimes known as natalie tautou
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twilight is a classic and relatable story about a white woman struggling to choose between dating a stalker white man with an ominously large age gap and having sex with a dog

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FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo) 's avatar FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo) @squidmontana.bsky.social
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Girls be like "I'm really in a bad place rn" and it's a Drake after party

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[UNOFFICIAL] Now Playing on Criterion 24/7 's avatar [UNOFFICIAL] Now Playing on Criterion 24/7 @upnextcriterion.bsky.social
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Now playing (06:55 PM PST): "Smithereens" (1982) By Susan Seidelman Runtime: 94 min.

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thinking about her again (red beans and rice)

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We Used AI To Turn Napalm Death's "You Suffer" Into A Full Length Song

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noooo don’t post your too annoying aha

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When the mutuals are fighting but I’m only mildly interested

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PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE

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Like, look at this! It's wild!

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El Shaddai is on sale (not a particularly steep one, but still) on Steam right now. It's one of the most visually-arresting games I've ever played and stars a jeans-wearing angel

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your honor, my client did the funniest thing imaginable

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your honor, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

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your honor, depiction is not endorsement

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your honor, people are complicated

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my birthday's in three weeks. im currently unemployed drafting my novel about the most sexually traumatized transsexual drug addict to ever escape Florida. itll probably be a year or so before it gets published & makes u horny vomit so in the meantime read my stuff for free/pwyw💚 mommyswomb.itch.io

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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I always lose it at this line

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maybe I'll change my tune on a rewatch I mean I hated Bound (1996) & Freddy Got Fingered (2001) the first time around I've been wrong before

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I didn't care much for Skinamarink (2022)

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yea ! she's the girl who gives the bad lieutenant heroin

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did u know the star & co-writer of Ms .45 (1981), Zoë Lund, also co-wrote & appears in Bad Lieutenant (1992)?

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