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Mr. Morbid

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Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 10 years by my love @flaemarus.bsky.social

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“Oh you won’t huh? Shame. Well…it looks like you’re not going to be able to enjoy either of them then.” “Uh wh-why do you say that Superman?” *Cue angry Superman talking with a full body dark shadow and red, glowing eyes* “Accidents happen.”

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But it sure makes you feel better

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Captain America as the dementia unit's hospice chaplain.

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“While eating small baggy of colorful mushrooms Rick left Hulk to eat.”

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They have blue skin but talk like they vote red.

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Hannah is resting 🟡's avatar Hannah is resting 🟡 @hannah.the-void.social
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Just finished up a banner for tomorrow. It feels really good to create again, it's the first time in a long time.

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KJ Charles's avatar KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com
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"Nobody used to think men exploiting women was wrong" is up there with "Nobody used to think slavery was wrong" as a really impressive giveaway of who you think counts as "nobody".

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John R.'s avatar John R. @tribe.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect, Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine.

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Why do we celebrate entrepreneurs for chasing passive income but condemn the idea of universal basic passive income as making people lazy? Both strategies aim for financial security without daily work. Let's normalize a financial floor for everyone, not just the investment-savvy with enough capital.

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Cath RN, PhD's avatar Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social
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Yes, he forced a 12 yr old to perform sex acts for him with another underage child. MSM should be talking about this. But they’re ignoring it. Let’s not make them ignore it. I posted the document link on my feed. You can check it out. It’s 6 pages.

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They’d just find a way to corrupt that model as well.

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Rick does Math and Stuff's avatar Rick does Math and Stuff @mathandstuff.bsky.social
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The purpose of this law is to enable a Trump dictatorship. At that point all bets are off. Voting rights? Gone. Gerrymandering and disenfranchisement to keep Republicans in power. People need to stop thinking power will pendulum back to Democrats. The goal is permanent, one-party minority rule.

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FEISTY😈's avatar FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
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"We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be” The leader of Project 2025

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We’ve been that way since Trump was president.

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Apparently so since he couldn’t get a job with a news company with integrity.

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That’s Chris Cuomo not Tapper. But they do.

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It is. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Of course considering who his brother is, it looks like they’ve both revealed their true colors to the world.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

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“…not to be confused with his neighbor, Don Knotts, who also happens to be employed by the police department.”

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I legit googled the term and it really is a thing. Who says comics can’t be educational.

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And that’s how you shave a nun…with a gun.

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Happy No-More-Kings Day tomorrow! And remember: Patriotism is helping the country you love do less wrong. Nationalism is pretending that it's *never* wrong. 🇺🇸 "Nationalism is Patriotism for Assholes." – Jon Lovett

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Legend has it Reed is still trying to figure out “how” to not be a know-it-dick to this very day.

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I mean, you’re not wrong. It’s hard to see how he was inspired by Robin Hood when he’s looking like a dishwasher at a renaissance festival.

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The ghost of Al Gore strikes again

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Definitely a very underrated & under appreciated series. I applaud JM for daring to experiment as far as the host(s) for Dr. Fate go.

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Comics Outta Context 's avatar Comics Outta Context @comiccontext.bsky.social
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For the love of all that’s good about comics, this book needs an omnibus.

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“This is my Robin. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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this entire crusade against diversity in hiring and admissions is based on the supposition that all white men are necessarily more qualified than any nonwhite person or woman who might be considered for the job. like, this lawsuit more or less states that outright.

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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮's avatar Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect, *everybody* was kung fu fighting

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Lighting McQueen asking for a rim job from Sally, hospitalizing her with carbon monoxide poisoning

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