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Miss Heidy

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Word nerd AuDHD Clothes horse Hat collector Even bad cookies are still pretty good I know way too much about history to ever want to time travel


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When is your "Tinned Fishes and Ugly Dishes" cookbook coming out?

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Cursey has great ideas. This one, however, needs to wait about 3 months before being implemented or a bunch of us will cook to...oh! OH! Well, that explains it

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Send him a DM. You never know............

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If my building managment says It's the very least we can do, by God! they mean it

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Awwww, I miss those days. Before the night sweats appeared and made sleeping with issues 1-3 seem like a coma

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Stealthily, aware it is being watched, the cybertruck quietly drinks from a communal pool

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You KNEW, with no doubt whatsoever, that you were going to rip away the veil and reveal all the secrets. You wanted to, you planned to, then you actually did. So, for the love of C'Thulu, why didn't you bring a damn flashlight? All that work and you couldn't even see the Hidden Mysteries properly

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Spice looks like they need to be picked up like a baby and held tightly while receiving numerous squishy kisses between the ears

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Monochrome clothing?!??? *gasp* How utterly not-ground-breaking!

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I've said it before, I'll say it manymany more times. The only genuine reason I'd ever want to live with someone again is that it's so freaking hard to find your glasses when you can't see without your glasses. Having someone around with a pair of working eyeballs would be really nice sometimes

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Les gens sans honoreé, ahhh c'est moi aussi!

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there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us

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The rolling-up of sleeves until they're just at the top of the elbow

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It's ok lulu, every time I wake up, I need a couple seconds to remember who and where I am too

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I have a new appreciation for my slowly-decreasing height. I can now sleep sideways on my bed with my head directly in fron of the A/C when I want to. Is the bed too large for my space. Yes. Way too large. Would a smaller bed be more manageable in summer? Obvs. Will I give it up? NEVER

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Easiest way I've found is to pop the whole head into a heavy plastic bag, seal it up, place on floor, and stomp on it. The garlic is separated, peeled, and crushed all at once

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Oh! Sweet Williams. I read something different

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I'm sure he wanted to do the choreography as close to the original as possible, poor baby hadn't had a chance to really dance for a few years with all the serious acting he was doing and he needed to remind everyone he's a double threat

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I know perfectly well that I'm not doing anything useful or productive. But what other posters have said has influenced and changed me, so their posts Did accomplish something

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What kind, homemade scratch, homemade box, grocery store bakery, or actual bakery?

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you are not crazy, this is an entirely true statement that many, many more people need to print out, tape up to their mirror, and ground themselves with every morning. it is fucking JULY. everybody needs to pop an edible and calm the fuck down.

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The temperature of tomato sauce is at Least half the reason we went with garlic bread instead, ya know

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You can pretty much pinpoint when Zendaya first thinks, I'm gonna marry this man one day

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This is the first time I've seen it here! I am, of course, following the rule 😁

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We'll simply have to have both a cat and a dog. Besides, in the spirit of neutrality, he really shouldn't be only talking to one type of pet.

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Mmmm, I think the show would be better with a dog, because they're more responsive to speech, even though I also feel he's actually a cat-haver.

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You're not freaked, so neither is he

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The amount of mind-numbing research he does on like, Kansas's 3 congressional district and Wisconsin's 13th, knowing the names, dates, population centers. He like a politics Santa Claus!

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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Between having pretty disordered eating as a child, drinking waaaay to much in my 20s and 30s, grinding at night, and my random gut problems, my back teeth have eroded down to nothing. Dentists look at my molars, the ones I still have and Know.

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My stomach and related parts decided Food? NO! NONONONONO! Why? Eh, who the fuck knows, this happens at least 3× a month, and there's no pattern to it. I can keep liquids down, I mean, I can right now. Later?????

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The outfit may not be FashionAble, but it's practical for walking around when it's cool and damp. Kitty's safe & happy. What're your questions?

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Less awkward than in the old days when you'd have to either run to a reference book or sit there paralyzed by a lack of data. Now we can just look stuff* up on pocket computers! *Boolean operators are crucial here, esp -Ai results

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Star patch on the shoulder, then option 2

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A reverse corgi in cat form. I think I saw that in a cartoon once

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Cybertrucks can't go offroad, or even over regular dirt roads, as we've all hilariously seen. So both rough camping & campgrounds are out, and since it's now illegal to sleep in a tent in the cities, where is this supposed to be used?

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Oh, it's Independence Day. Time to play Martina McBride on volume 11 for the next 16 hours! Let Freedom RING!

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Would they pick up a dog poop using one square of toilet paper? If not, they need to accept that the last turn of the roll is just for glue security and get out a new roll

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You've prepped it, somebody else should cook & plate it and a third person should serve it. Otherwise, my life is a lie. Don't do that to me

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Silt, CO. I guess there were already towns named Dirt, Mud, & Clay nearby. Also that whoever named them was the most literal autistic for 100 miles in any direction

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Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness 's avatar Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness @indyfromspace.bsky.social
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If I'm going to survive a global pandemic and a recession and we are running headfirst into fucking fascism then goddamn it, I want a DECADE of decadence and hedonism first

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I got where I wanted to be, but the journey was much shorter & rougher than planned

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🎶Had a book E I E I O And in that book, she had some THOUGHTS E I E I O With a book tour here And a panel discussion there E I E I OHhhh🎶

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It's too much to get, but it's not to much to ask for.

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One of my vapes was clogged, so I inhaled just as hard as I could until my lungs were full! As it turned out, it really wasn't that clogged. I'm a bit swimmy now

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Congrats! It's so hard to tear open sugar packets, pour, and stir one-handed while driving. Your lucky day! (I'm in CO, but a preference for southern sweet tea is in my genes, thanks to TX family)

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