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cornucopia of resentment maoist teen

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This dog is a national hero and everyone should appreciate its service to humanity.

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Skeet skeet all day and all night. (sounds painful. idk how y'all do it)

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People need to learn to stay out of strangers' mentions. Not me though. All my insights are valid.

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Counterpoint: U.K. is still a thing and will be for lifetimes to come.

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How to paste in Word. Paste Undo Paste and match formatting

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not a single millisecond of RoS goes as hard as this scene

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yo they discovered your mom on Mars

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Nobody wants to see your penis on the internet

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if even half the ppl on bsky were for real, then it'd be worth it. Unfortunately most are just agoraphobic larpers, or are simply going after clout.

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Weird and annoying thing I notice #697: A pic of someone making a normal face, someone else comments that they look like they're having End Times thoughts or explosive diarrhea or something. Like no? That's a pretty neutral face. Now YOU, on the other hand...

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That "posting strike" is why bluesky will always be a niche site.

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This is, without a doubt, the worst thing I've ever seen

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I mean now they're more honest about it, right?

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I'd like to add a collorary to the adage "people would rather be right than happy": those people often end up being somehow both wrong and sad.

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Like, what do you do when everything is at max volume all the time anyway?

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It says a lot about this website that it's so-called "pride month" and yet the vibes are literally no different from any other month.

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Hey guys I have an uncle that works at Google and...

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There's a heavenly comfort in demons telling me things I already know

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The freedom to post whatever take I want without recourse because I use social media *correctly* is 🤌

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It's Monday, time to get irrationally upset that Prometheus (2012) exists again

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The Tortured Poets Department burned down now it's a Dead Poets Society

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The Tortured Poets Department burned down now it's a Dead Poets Society

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Say what you will about Floridians, but they are genuinely kinder people than folks from MA. And I'm including all the racism in that assessment

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if even half the ppl on bsky were for real, then it'd be worth it. Unfortunately most are just agoraphobic larpers, or are simply going after clout.

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wait until the next lull, we're spicy enough over here as it is!

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I love that we have mutelists and blocklists, but what did folks think was gonna happen? That only good faith people would be running these? People gonna people, especially *online* people

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know that if you choose not to vote for Biden, *I* at least will respect your decision

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you know what we need to bring back? internet tough guys. i don't even know who here knows who to fight or not

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Take away my TikTok and I will become the hellbane reactionary unlike any the world's ever seen...

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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽‍🦽's avatar ✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Again; Jews, Arabs, & allies called for a ceasefire. Remember this. Every post you make detailing your experience at this time lends itself to an accurate record of this time period. It’s hard to rewrite the narrative when there are so many detailed accounts of what actually happened. We chose peace

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If the choice is between a genocide-enabler and a fascist then we are already under a fascist regime and should be operating accordingly. Doesn't get much clearer than that.

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If somebody says they aren't voting for your candidate the most effective thing to do is yell at them and tell them they deserve what they're going to get if they don't line up with you, it's the best way to let them know that you have their interests at heart, that's just marketing 101 baby.

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Very telling, and the truth is that they were always like this. Folks are only as decent as society forces them to be, apparently.

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There are too many new yorkers and californians in proportion to everyone else and we don't talk about that enough

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I know this is the wrong takeaway but I now irrecoverably believe I am smarter than this person. Why couldn't I have worked at Vox?

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spew whatever's wriggling in your brain at your peril

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welcome to the circle of hell where everyone gets a megaphone

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