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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social |
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The horrors persist but so do I 💅🏽
No man is free while any man is oppressed.
Engaged to Yōsh ( @jjorbles.bsky.social )
Recently wheelchair bound & determined.
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merritt k
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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Sergio 📷🔭🌲
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Finally had a few days with clear skies, so while i'm getting on it again, leave this photo i made of Altaír, the brightest star of Aquila, the eagle constellation. A very young star, "only" 16yl far from us. Wish you an stellar weekend ahead!!✨📸🔭
#astrophotography #photography #nature
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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@frogdomain.bsky.social when you don’t make the cut & you’re trying to make the best of the situation but they really didn’t have to yell “put him with the rest of the rejects!” & embarrass you in front of the other animals. Now no one will want to take you to dairy prom
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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@frogdomain.bsky.social the moping cow, waiting to go to the weekly support group
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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If you have vaginal dryness caused by Ben Shapiro, you may be entitled to compensation. Here at Barbie, Christie, & Theresa, we will fight to get you the justice & the dicking down you deserve. Call today for a consultation & a free “is my man scared of vaginas?” Booklet
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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You know what bed bath & beyond is? This is the beyond.
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Sardonicus
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Sent to me by a friend.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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The fact that he had his children DNA tested & then sat there & told everyone unprompted this information shocked & disgusted me. I would have slapped & divorced his cosplay as Ken lookin ass. Do not disrespect your “doctor-wife” like that, Ben. Also women are not supposed to be sandboxes.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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I pay taxes but I can’t go inside a government building because they don’t have a ramp & the doorway is too narrow. This is code enforcement, by the way: They make sure everything is up to… CODE. You can’t make this shit up.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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OH FUCKING HELL
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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@jjorbles.bsky.social is so sweet because when I do this with my stories (apparently my stories have subplots, character development, lore, and scene description) he just smiles & does his best to keep track.
“So she is one of the sorority sisters?”
“She’s in a different sorority but she’s coo. So-“
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Ben situation?
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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So you can start with your hair & just rub coconut oil from your scalp to your toes & even get your undertail, & you’ll be doing great. Don’t apply any oil before exposure to the sun or you will literally cook yourself. But perineal tearing or pain can be eased with coconut oil as well.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Coconut oil can help with vaginal dryness; antidepressants, SSRI’s, HRT (all women can need HRT treatment for menopause as well as a myriad of other reasons, it just stands for ‘hormone replacement therapy. Men often undergo treatment for testosterone deficiency.) I use FDA grade & it’s SNAP ✅!!
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Ladies remember summer can cause dryness in the vulva, labia majora & minora, & the clitoris; there are many moisturizers specifically for that region, & if like me cream there sounds awful there is a wash as well as spray that will help immensely. Be careful as cold aerosol can give chemical burn
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Well hello there.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Why do I want to cry?!?
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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I knew the one guy cheated which was odd because he acted like he couldn’t shit without her and I assumed their awkward marriage was what they wanted. He had us all fooled because like how did he manage to get two women to agree to let him near them. Two separate women looked at him & said yes. Ugh
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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I would love to work as a librarian but I probably wouldn’t get much done. I love reading too much. My grandpa built the genealogy section of our little ass library in my hometown & also set up free WiFi & more resources because I loved it at 15 & was researching our history. He was a good man.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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What must I do to get a little label on my account?
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Does it count if my husband fled a red state and I fled a red family, and we are feeling the strain of my family cutting my insurance off knowing I have health issues over me saying trump & his followers are racist? Now it’s my betrayal of our people by supporting Palestine. Just tossed me out
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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We have DM’s now. So if you are struggling & you’ve yelled at the void & it said “this could have been an email,” or you’re struggling but don’t think people will get it or don’t want to be a “bother,” whatever is going on my door is open. I keep erratic hours & I’m always a shoulder.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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And while we’re discussing superior pies, I’m gonna say what has been on my heart. Pumpkin Pie is better than Sweet Potato Pie. I’m sick of people acting like that’s some sacrilege & I will have my barely acceptable “black card” revoked. I also do not like pecan pie. That’s a lot of nuts to just eat
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Now this is a cause I can get behind
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Omg look at this beautiful handsome little man
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Is it just me or is everyone slightly crazy when it comes to posting shit online for sale? I mean it’s literally a folding chair. You can call it an Italian bistro chair, you can say it’s “vintage,” but you can’t with a straight face say it’s worth $300. It’s a fucking folding chair.
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United Farm Workers
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Nothing says #July4 like a juicy slice of watermelon. This delicious fruit doesn't just appear on our picnic table. It takes a lot of work. An average watermelon weighs 20 lbs. It's 100+ degrees in Bakersfield today. Can you imagine harvesting them in high temps? #WeFeedYou
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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They also said the government can control the weather and that’s why they are using global warming to scare people because they control the weather. I have to time left to even try to understand what they are talking about. Interviewing that group leaves me with a headache
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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They actually said those things but we don’t have space lasers. Bless em is a way of saying they’re dumb as fuck. Or why would they do that? Yeah. But mtg also said Jewish space lasers so apparently we burned down Lahaina where my family’s home was but can’t keep our people safe from bigots.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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I wonder how many people super excited about these fireworks are also taking a moment to pray for the Israeli people and the Palestinian people, or if the performative outrage flips off on bank holidays 🤔
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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You are different than the beautiful person you just saw. They’re your opposite in every way; yet you are just as beautiful, just as valid, just as precious. You deserve to be loved, your love is valued, you deserve to feel safe, you deserve to be happy. Don’t feel guilty feeling happy or peace.
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carodjah!✨at the Sabzeruz✨
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JESUS, AT SECOND COMING: ok so first off, I wanna say that a *lot* of you have taken this parasocial relationship just waaay too far.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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He’d also mention that he’s Jewish, so being antisemitic makes no bloody sense; then explain his second coming is more like G_d asking him to go tell his fan club to calm down, they’re at it again & he’s this close 🤏 to flooding everything again. Just flood em. Plagues but worse & only them.
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Angus Johnston
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Just to be really explicit about what’s happening here, the cover conflates age, physical disability, and cognitive disability, and goes on to conflate disability with unfitness for office. It’s utter bullshit.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Susie said she’s not afraid of fireworks because our home is almost sound proof honestly. She is being a big brave girl but is a bit pissed about the flea collar aka “tool of oppression.”
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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$sarcasticbarbie Venmo: playmatebarbie Tips welcome
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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$sarcasticbarbie Venmo: playmatebarbie Tips welcome
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Oh and they didn’t give us half of my meds. So we have to go back. You know what? I hope more people steal shit from them. Their pockets are too deep if they are this negligent. Go ahead. Pop a water open guzzle it & dip. Grab a nail lacquer. Be smart but treat yourself. They have too much money
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Got home from the pharmacy & there is literal fire in the middle of the fucking road. Literally just fire. An older man came out and said to put it out. I’m pissed what the fuck is this? All over a country that thinks you’re property? Thinks you should “shut up & dribble?” GTFOH, man.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Like if you see children living in straight squalor & grown men sharing beds with 15 year old, a 17 year old has an AK in his pants because he wants to prove he’s a man, there’s maggots in the carpet & no food in the fridge, holes in the walls & drugs in the shoeboxes, but the cops are WORSE
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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It’s funny that the Belleville Illinois PD asked us to call if we saw someone that committed a major crime but if you see this person, they can’t be bothered if he’s not in Belleville. That’s too much. So yeah ACAB, & vigilante justice I guess. I’m just gonna use alternative methods because shit
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Wendy Orent
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Frankly, with the everything gap, as you put it, it's kinda SA anyway.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Going out of his way to justify each interaction also makes me angry because he knows. He didn’t not comment & wait, because he knows it’s fucking wrong. He was giving off fucked up vibes on here! But that wasn’t allowed to be said because he was on the pedestal. Ugh.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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But consent can be revoked. Also all the major factors at play make it impossible for a baby to consent; A 20 or 23 year old girl isn’t going to be able to make any decisions free from pressure/fear or influence. That’s why we don’t let bosses sleep with anyone who works for them. Etc.
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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It is. It definitely is. We believe the victims always anyway because the damage we do when we don’t is too great to even verbalize, & the minute amount of false accusations fall apart pretty quickly He doesn’t deny the age, power imbalance, any of the major red flags. He just says consent was given
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Remember when low rise jeans were hot & Ciara was singing (my anthem) “if you’re looking for my cookies well keep looking cuz they stay in the drawer” It was a time when we were told to show skin but be virtuous. It was a hard time for young girls it was fucking confusing. Anyway I miss the fashion
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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Heard the tories are having a womp womp Cheers mate xx
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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High proof if not high, & my Lyft is still there 🫡
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Anyone else read “tradcath” as “traditional catheter” & just assume they are using a traditional foley & not the newer methods we have in the ER and ICU?
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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He looks like he is friends with those “big family” people who smack their babies in the face & suck Elon. He could audition for a Nazi documentary without having to shop or prepare at all. None of these are positive, he should be ashamed & so should anyone plugging him. School shooter looking ass
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