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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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lol i convinced the hat man to get a bowl cut so whoever sees him tonight ur welcome
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2039 followers 755 following 4175 posts
i got called tyler once. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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lol i convinced the hat man to get a bowl cut so whoever sees him tonight ur welcome
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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One way to tell if someone is done speaking and wants you to respond is when they wave their hand in front of your face.
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Zero people say that
1 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I showed you my stats, please respond
16 replies 27 reposts 77 likes
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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can we have a cat president? If we can have dog mayors surely we can have a cat president
15 replies 59 reposts 442 likes
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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you had me at finger pistols
1 replies 11 reposts 26 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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for me the vibes were always off about neil gaiman because he didn’t follow me
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grg
@grgd.bsky.social
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Extending an olive branch, rapidly, towards a hornet's nest
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demon core vidal
@regretagarbo.rip
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you are friends with WAY MORE sexual assault victims than you are authors
2 replies 51 reposts 235 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i think i could survive the hadron collider
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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proof of gods existence
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Chuck
@hgchuck.bsky.social
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BlueSky wisdom: ( @captainacab.airbud.website @phonon.bsky.social @golikehellmachine.com )
1 replies 6 reposts 33 likes
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skippy
@skippy.net
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Particle physics gives me a large hadron.
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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🫡 yes chef!
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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how much for that doggy style in the window?
5 replies 29 reposts 60 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 49 reposts 123 likes
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
9 replies 17 reposts 89 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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Airbud/Garfield 2024
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Bubbles
@phonon.bsky.social
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To this day, ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
1 replies 1 reposts 4 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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maybe even come out stronger
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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Feeding my bunny lettuce like he’s the ticket counter at Chuck E. Cheese’s 🐰🖤
2 replies 30 reposts 96 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i contracted pneumonia and died before you could respond…please respond
1 replies 2 reposts 4 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.
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kir
@kirlax.bsky.social
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We are the granddaughters of the Baja you could not Blast
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mizer
@mizer.bsky.social
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What if Joe Biden is in a Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me-esque scenario where someone stole his mojo and he just needs to get it back? Something to mull over
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Granddad [Yoshimitsu Main™️]
@granddad.bsky.social
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neil gaiman did that shit
5 replies 8 reposts 57 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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goided by my own goad
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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ur not gonna “get my goad” dude i don’t even know what that is
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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that’s what they said before i challenged the hardon collider and won easily
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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looks pretty easy tbh
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The way I act when I have a crush is very not on brand
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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it’s slooooooooow
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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there’s still a chance for biden if mike pence has the courage
0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!
12 replies 51 reposts 155 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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paging @beeb33.bsky.social
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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oh right i forgot the assbole that is me as a person
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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how’d you know my shower routine??
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i’ve survived two
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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We used to spend hours burping Tupperware containers. You kids should have never let us olds take the wheel
1 replies 14 reposts 41 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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why would i be into an author who literally ripped off metallica? i prefer original stuff tbh
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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and what Omertà means
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I don’t really care if you “knew” ahead of time that a predator was a bad person (because you didn’t, you just didn’t get along with them or thought they were annoying), and I reserve the right to still think you’re a piece of shit
3 replies 10 reposts 112 likes
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khalea 🫶🏾
@khalea.bsky.social
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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neil gaiman needs to go jump in a lake
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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any sized
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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hey @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com i just found a really cool short pier that you could take a long walk off of 😎
1 replies 0 reposts 9 likes