KAFUI. 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social

Enacting half-hearted, ineffective reforms against the cop in my head. The civilian oversight committee is sparsely attended and quickly shuttered while revamped deescalation protocols led to a statistical jump in excessive force complaints.

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G's Inevitable Flash Sideways @gennisaisquoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 09:45 UTC

Damn. Damn. I don't even let my 6-yr-old watch Paw Patrol, but I absolutely obey my brain coppers in advance. Thank you for this come-to-Loki moment 💜

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

What if there is no cop in your head - can you still get a writing gig?

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

The cop in my head has been issued a BearCat.

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✨𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽✨ @temptingcate.dev [ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

this shit rocks

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

I've brought in a bunch of new recruits in my head. The one who does sound effects with his mouth is fun.

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Campfire Headcase @vidoqo.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

All negative thoughts are bastards.

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Eric @inthiseconomy.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Putting the cop in my head through sensitivity training and making no structural changes whatsoever

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maeve, i already know @maeveynot.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

giving the cop in my head paid administrative leave (getting high)

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

My depression brags about all of these reforms-in-name-only and handily wins reelection

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