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Shiv Ramdas@nameshiv.bsky.social |
since billionaires aren't going away anytime soon, time to stop fighting it and embrace the concept. Pick one billionaire a year, take care of all their needs wants and desires, make them feel even more loved and then in spring sacrifice them to the harvest god for prosperity
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Scone Mason
@sconemason.bsky.social
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They could put him inside the Burning Man every year.
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Doc Beechler
@docbeechler.bsky.social
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Leono
@leoro.bsky.social
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Xi Xinping and Vladimir Putin.
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Symbo1ics
@symbo1ics.bsky.social
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1000 a year
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Spoonbill Reducks
@spoonbill.bsky.social
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"Mr Musk, it is time for your appointment with the Wicker Man."
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sureva varis
@crowgirl42.bsky.social
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Y'know, I didn't particularly enjoy Midsommar but this -- this I could get into.
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Jeremy Bearimy
@satyric.bsky.social
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This message brought to you by the Billionaire Corn King Council
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Gom Jabbarbarienne
@thebarbarienne.bsky.social
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Surely we could do this twice a year and also sacrifice one in December to make sure the sun will return? We gotta keep the orbit working!
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Messier Object 44
@messierobject44.bsky.social
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Fill their bellies with the finest corn-beer, wrap them tenderly in wool blankets, and drop them off at the top of the mountain. The following year we'll take them to a museum far away and do ultrasounds, as is tradition.
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Thomas Wrightson (he/him)
@thomaswrightson.bsky.social
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Okay, that's a priceless concept. It should be a Black Mirror episode, with the twist only revealed at the very end.
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RainSurname
@rainsurname.bsky.social
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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"why do you hate billionaires" what do you even mean I'm talking about making them an even more highly valued part of society
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Auferre 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@auferre.bsky.social
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Alternate proposal: start off with a hundred sacrifices - we're clearly way behind on that part.
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Colin Stark
@cstark.bsky.social
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It’s already spring somewhere
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