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Shiv Ramdas@nameshiv.bsky.social |
Asshole Neighbour went to my wife crying about how he wants to tell me to mow the lawn but is afraid that I'll lose my temper at him if he does and my champion spouse was like "yeah you're right he will you should try not telling him anything." Keeper.
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Le Rouge, Zut Alors!!
@greenakers.bsky.social
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Hell yes, queen shit
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Joel Pelletier 🍩
@joelpelletier.bsky.social
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🏆
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Frank
@frankhopper.bsky.social
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The other man’s grass is always longer.
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Enrique Gili
@gili92107.bsky.social
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😡the lawn
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ScoutyJ
@scoutyj.bsky.social
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My neighbor is also known as "asshole neighbor"! Small world!
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मानस Mānas مانس
@manas999-9.bsky.social
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not like he helped you with log tables for your board exam or anything like that
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pockets and sedition
@yoboseiyo.bsky.social
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lol. A+ spouse, right there. ❤️
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Ugly Margarita
@ncalcote.bsky.social
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Definitely a keeper, neighbor definitely an asshole
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Thomas Neville
@goobermunch.bsky.social
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If I were him, I’d be more concerned about becoming Internet famous.
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upma
@upmasingh.bsky.social
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But now, can you ever mow the lawn again?
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High How Are You, Rat
@fractus.bsky.social
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Just stand at the end of your yard and stare at his house for an hour silently.
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Selphie Trabia
@selphietrabia.bsky.social
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Were there actual tears? Were they delicious?
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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
@theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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Marry her
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Roque Brilliante [she/her for me plz]
@autisticroque.bsky.social
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Ah the ol' "bark but no bite" neighbor, gotta love them 🙄
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Cow Cat
@cowcat7.bsky.social
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If he ever asks for you to mow your lawn again you should tell him to either do it himself or pay someone to do it if he wants it done so much
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Elly
@ellyzoe.bsky.social
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I miss hearing from your spouse on Twitter! Are they here, or just noped out of socials?
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Revanche
@revanche.bsky.social
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Perfect answer
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Mrs. Kat Barnacleez
@weirdkittehkat.bsky.social
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Our mower is busted. The husband is trying to repair it. He is good with stuff like this. However, the neighbor was so anxious over it he asked his wife to call me to see if he could mow it. And he did, just this evening.
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Ashford
@ashokhotnik.bsky.social
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Genius move!
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Lena
@mslenakay.bsky.social
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Is this one of those home owner association type dudes and the grass is maybe 1cm too long?
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Matcha⁶⁹🇵🇸
@matchateauwu.bsky.social
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why would he care if you mowed your lawn, that's some HOA bullshit
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Marsha Shaiman
@meshaiman.bsky.social
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I live south of the ship canal where no one cares.
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J. Cheever Loophole
@secbuff.com
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You’re lucky. My neighbors just call the city and complain. 😂🤣😜
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LaMinx
@laminx.bsky.social
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….I hope she added “and stay off our lawn!” 🤗
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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It's also really funny because I have never ever lost my temper at him, I just amuse myself during these conversations
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Jen the Tired RN
@jenthetiredrn.bsky.social
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Still better than our asshole neighbor where the wife screams obscenities at us and the husband goes over our property line to spray herbicide on our lawn. This all occurred because we put down some clover to help diversify our backyard lawn and make it more bee friendly.
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