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e.w. niedermeyer

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Three Teslas crashed in Beverly Hills and one of the passengers (his assistant was driving) was producer wearing a t-shirt with his last name on the front in massive letters. In other news, I don't know how anyone writes satire anymore.

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Grog's avatar Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social
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EV orgy ends in dents

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art toast's avatar art toast @toasty.cx
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*zooming in on the model X* Ah ok you just have to crash it and THEN the door handles line up properly

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Huichilobos's avatar Huichilobos @hellabarnes.bsky.social
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arrested development season 6

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Brian Peter Gluckman 's avatar Brian Peter Gluckman @bgluckman.bsky.social
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NJ's avatar NJ @tashjoeza.bsky.social
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Employees of The Onion weeping and cursing as they're forced to bin yet another story they were working on.

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The Next Day's avatar The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social
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I cackled.

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Craig's avatar Craig @kuangeleven.bsky.social
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I like to think the noise they make when they crunch into each other sounds a lot like 'Douche'.

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Pomo Thug's avatar Pomo Thug @psiop.bsky.social
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Glitch, hacking, or a old fashioned human error

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Genial Black Man's avatar Genial Black Man @trecoolx.bsky.social
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Mitchell Epner's avatar Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social
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"We met at Starbucks", come to life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKd...

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Interurban Era 's avatar Interurban Era @interurbanera.bsky.social
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Footage of the accident was recorded by traffic cams: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw-n...

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nick's avatar nick @nrdd.bsky.social
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A bad OTA update could really increase sales!

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Christy Rae Jeffson's avatar Christy Rae Jeffson @jcry.bsky.social
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Guy just identifies as somebody who feels most at home on the beach and wants the world to know it. The #1 Beach Fan shirt was sold out that day. Just a coincidence that his last name is Beacher. Don't think too hard about it.

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Central NJ Yimby's avatar Central NJ Yimby @princetonyimby.bsky.social
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another story where I feel my insurance renewal going up another 10%...

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MMinSC's avatar MMinSC @mminsc.bsky.social
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Douchepalooza

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Jonathan Gitlin's avatar Jonathan Gitlin @drgitlin.bsky.social
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<three spiders-men pointing at each other.gif>

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