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Nikki Jayne

@nikkijayne.bsky.social

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Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much. Copywriter by day, crafter/gamer/social butterfly by night. A recent review by a date: ‘Fun, smart and quirky’. Solihull but usually found in Birmingham.

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I really like Dark Matter!

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I love them but that song is shit.

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Get to know your mutuals! Ten things I am into: Men Science fiction (esp time travel) Biology Alcohol (wine rn) Crochet Fashion and just generally dressing up Lifting heavy weights Putting heavy weights back down again Oversharing Did I mention I like men?

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At least I don’t have to change the sports copy on the website now.

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My neighbours are loud. It’s just a game. (Ducks)

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I am going out with Spanish people 😂

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When is the final? Please don’t be Saturday 🙏🏼

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I had no idea I was getting it all so wrong!

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Oh is it football tonight? Time for crochet and a podcast!

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Saw Nadine Dorries’ Boris book on the clearance trolley at my local Waterstones today 😊

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Tbf the speakers on this MacBook are pretty damn good regardless of them being on a laptop.

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I’m having to use my work MacBook outside of work hours to listen to music because the speakers are just so much better than anything I have in my place. That is a sad indictment. Must fix this when I eventually move.

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Kemi. Suella. Pace yourselves! You've got to keep this up for five years, you don't want to peak too soon.

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So many things make sense now! Dizziness when I stand up, the constant ankle injuries, why I can’t sit like a normal human being…

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Genuinely astounding so may people want Braverman 🤢

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Mark Chadbourn's avatar Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
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JLP pollsters survey of 500 Conservative members: *Potential matchups* Braverman 35% vs Badenoch 32% Tugendhat 30% vs Badenoch 30% Tugendhat 31% vs Jenrick 25% Braverman 37% vs Tugendhat 31% Badenoch 34% vs Jenrick 24%

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Also linked to POTS which I’ve long expected I have.

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Ha physio just told me I’m hypermobile in my knees. So that explains why I literally dislocate my knee sometimes 😅

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That sounds like my experience at one point! I had 7 over 2 years - but 9 in 6 months is impressive!

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My manager reckons my new manager will be the one I had when I first started 🤦🏼‍♀️ Can’t make it up! At least he’s a sound guy that I get on with really well.

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Nooooooooo 😭 I hope Oeaches chills TF out for all your sakes 😂

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And Musk calls it a ‘Free speech’ platform 😒

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If you've come here from X we're not having the same issue on this platform as we have there. The link to this article is still being miscategorized as spam despite our reports to X. The link to the investigation below should work on Bluesky as it appears to be an X only issue.

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I’ve not, I’ll keep an eye out!

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The episode where they visit Jock’s mom’s grave got me like 😭

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Shouldn’t say this as my nan’s family were from Cork but wow it’s a weird accent. But The Young Offenders is brilliant.

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Lee Harvey's avatar Lee Harvey @valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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🎵Oh oh here he comes Watch out bees he'll sweep you up Oh oh here he comes He's a beesweeper 🎵

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Dr Will Ball's avatar Dr Will Ball @wpball.bsky.social
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I get that it was a surprise result, but it's very funny to me that UK papers are explaining who the left wing group is in France only after the election. Sums up UK media's seemingly endless coverage of right wing parties.

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I’ve not had much work on today so I’ve spent most of my day reading long form articles and I’m happy as a clam 😊

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I just read that the initial explosion likely didn’t kill the astronauts on Challenger. It was the deceleration nearly 3 minutes later. Fuck.

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And so the rehabilitation begins 🤢

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I do enjoy the ‘quick glance’ requests when you have to reply with ‘no, no. This needs to be completely rewritten. I will not sign it off’. They’re always like whaaaaaaa…?!

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Wizards could also solve a lot of these problems I just haven’t been able to find any

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My job is the opposite; they assume something will take me hours when it only takes five minutes. I will keep it back for hours so as to not spoil the illusion.

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Oh fuck I’m so sorry to hear that mate. Cancer can fucking do one.

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Adam Sharp's avatar Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social
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🇫🇷 In France, Mr Bounce from the Mr Men books is called Monsieur Bing vs 🇪🇸 In Spain, Mr Muddle from the Mr Men books is called Don Confuso

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I guess she couldn’t list all creative activities otherwise she’d be there all day!

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This is why we need science reporters 😑

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