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He/him Shakespeare, comics, politics, cats, puns Occasional labourer in the discontent industry


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The phrase “enjoyed the luxury” is doing a lot of lifting here

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There’s a reason the “don’t tread on me” folks never rebranded as “don’t tread on anybody” They’re not anti-treading, they just want to be the boot

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I like how you’ve got two of the X-books’ hottest couples, plus Jubilee

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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The arc of fucking around is long but it bends towards finding out.

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This article is so good and packs so many killer lines that are so insightful that I literally could not decide on which to copy and paste here so just go read the whole thing.

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Wait, wasn’t Renaissance-Man’s origin that he was bitten by a radioactive Leonardo da Vinci?

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I keep hearing jokes about Tantalus, but I never get them.

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I’ve got a joke about Cassandra that you would not believe.

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Shoes should be okay, since God is famously enthusiastic about the protection of soles

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…but what if it fails drastically and all the business guys accidentally develop intense empathy?

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…because the thing keeping straight women from same-sex relationships was (checks notes) fear of pregnancy?????

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…and smouldering attraction Seriously, I never thought about Charles and Hank as a couple until I watched MacAvoy and Hoult

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Days of Future Past had a little window into Xavier and Beast living out a Tennessee Williams play, and I would have gladly watched 2 hours of that

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If this was a pharmaceutical the company would be issuing glowing press releases, the stock would be shooting up, advocacy groups would be yelling at the FDA to approve it quickly

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Grover wants to help, but also wants the game to be more cat-interactive

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Jules Feiffer, 1960 Satire becomes prophecy

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I like how our politicians say “affordable housing,” but they actually mean “rich people should be able to afford investment homes,” while others mean “people should have decent places to live” Homes can’t be an investment market and a human need at the same time

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“Music is thawed architecture”? I kind of like the idea that you can defrost a mansion into some madrigals…

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If it’s about Robin meeting Marian’s family, you could call it “Outlaw-In-Law”

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Does the Godzilla free library have books on Kaijudaism?

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Fern has been waiting months, and it’s finally cold enough for couch blankets!

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My dad likes to say that the collective noun for Jews is “an argument.” Of course, I don’t agree

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People keep saying they have back-to-back meetings, and I’m like, “Have you tried face-to-face meetings? Because they’re much better”

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At least he brought her that lovely bouquet of… lettuce? Possibly a very flat artichoke?

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It's weird how "parental rights" seem to begin and end with the right to teach bigotry to children … I guess there’s also the “right” to expose kids to infection?

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