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Brooklyn based Jewish celiac, geriatric millennial, hobby forager and part time activist

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I am sorry to tell you that I have seen a cybertruck in the wild in Brooklyn

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[type of guy who can’t manage a 20 person discord without it imploding into petty feuds voice]: i am going to lead a revolution of the workers

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Lately TWO DIFFERENT insurance companies have had TWO DIFFERENT 3rd parties that handle pre approvals erroneously list in network sites as out of network, which delays the auth process and is probably on purpose

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You’re a KING your majesty, redraw all electoral districts after that too, let’s have some fun with it

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I have just started being harassed for it and am not a fan!

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Pitch idea: a scene in The Boys where Homelander forces a Vought team member to complete an episode of Hot Ones

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Saw a woman wearing capri pants, bedazzled t shirt, and mules in Trader Joe’s, and she was both very trendy and a Soviet diaspora woman in her 60s

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My ancestors are many years out of Eastern Europe but the palate yearns for the salat

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My favorite thing is when folks troll the foraging subreddit

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Octavia Butler also I have also read that the Pox was caused by accidentally coinciding climatic, economic, and sociological crises. It would be more honest to say that the Pox was caused by our own refusal to deal with obvious problems in those areas. We caused the problems: then we sat and watched

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If the Democratic Party donors are panicking over last night does this mean the million texts I received promising a 5x match are not factual? Many are asking

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Last night, I had a glimpse of a dark near future where a powerful white supremacist backed by powerful corporate interests gained power and wielded it in increasingly unhinged ways. That’s right, I watched season 4, episode 5 of The Boys. End skeet.

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Post an image that people will hear when they see it

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Agreed, and seeing those of us who choose to continue to mask ignites that cognitive dissonance, and attempting to change our behavior is easier for them than reconciling the reality that maybe their government and institutions lied to them and they are NOT safe

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I also think Covid showed them how little our government and institutions value our lives, particularly marginalized folks, and they see there are no consequences for being their worst selves, see: the increase in reckless driving after 2020

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I have found my people and blend every premade tomato sauce I have ever purchased

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This headline is mad libs gibberish to everybody except those born between 1975 and 1985

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I can’t believe none of the bougie movie theaters in Brooklyn have had a Wicker Man (2006) themed screening and event

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Picture of staff operating this Bluesky account

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Someone needs to make a Soulsbourne game but with AI anatomy horrors as the monsters

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Spending a 94 degree humid Mermaid Parade day as God intended: indoors watching Beverly Hills Cop 2 and eating leftover Indian food

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Unmasked healthcare professionals in a healthcare setting on an elevator talking about how much they were charmed by Dr. Fauci’s book, you literally can’t make it up

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Similarly, I’ve (to my knowledge) avoided Covid, but I am already disabled by some other health conditions and am barely surviving now, so the addition long Covid would take me to some scary places

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In Todd Philips’ The Joker (2019), the 18th Ave stop on the F train was used in a scene for that gritty, run down 80s NYC feel. Thanks to Kathy Hochul killing congestion pricing, it will STILL LOOK LIKE THAT.

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The premise of The Age of Miracles by Karen Thompson Walker

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As someone who hates using the phone, phone banking provokes a lot less anxiety since so few folks pick up anymore

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happy belated 5-year anniversary to what is, for my money, the greatest political post of all time

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Weather advisory: egg on the sidewalk does appear cooked

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I was only able to tolerate a HALF HOUR wait for a bus during a heat advisory and evening rush hour with foraging. Score one for trees and -1000000 for Kathy Hochul

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Mulberry season is winding down but myself and the sidewalk still got a bunch

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Serviceberry tree is out of service this morning

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I am the product of Jewish/Catholic myself and at least they share the common theme of guilt

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Warren Zevon’s parents were Jewish and Mormon? He never had a chance

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A little on the nose with regards to Kathy Hochul and Mayor Adams, you do you

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I ordered these BEFORE Kathy Hochul decided anything and yet

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I literally spend a not insiginificant amount of time dealing with this for SURGERY RELATED PHONE CALLS, so I guess consider not needing healthcare

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“I got your congestion pricing right here,” I say to every car parked under a purple fruit bearing mulberry tree

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Love it when fighting antisemitism makes my life worse 🥲

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TFW you find a new to you serviceberry tree absolutely blighted by rust 🥲

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Kathy Hochul’s new Pepper based policy is Another Mikey took a knife While arguing in traffic Flipper died a natural death He caught a nasty virus

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Kathy Hochul said yo dawg I heard you hate accessible public transit so I killed congestion pricing and masking so you can be inaccessible while being inaccessible

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