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Will Oremus

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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...

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Snarky Robot's avatar Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social
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“Outlook not so good” is the understatement of the year. Now do Teams.

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Cate 🐬's avatar Cate 🐬 @catebridget.bsky.social
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brutal 😂

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CircusNoBread's avatar CircusNoBread @berkeleyeve.bsky.social
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starting with a great pun! "Succor borne every minute"

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond's avatar ☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me
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"Succor borne every minute" holy shit, I am in awe, this person has a second calling as a poet or short story author

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Stephen C. Rea's avatar Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social
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Lina Khan & Co. FTW 🙌

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi's avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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I mean, Alvaro's there.

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Ken Schneyer's avatar Ken Schneyer @kenschneyer.bsky.social
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Love the snark in the last sentence.

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PlanetCarnival's avatar PlanetCarnival @planetcarnival.bsky.social
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Ha!

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Kade Peregrine's avatar Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social
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Of all the bodies I might have expected to have a sense of humour, the FTC wasn't one of them.

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PV's avatar PV @paulvschulte.bsky.social
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That last one is a banger. Magic 8 Ball ftw 🙌

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zenosAnalytic's avatar zenosAnalytic @zenosanalytic.bsky.social
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the extent to which current corporate buyin on ~AI~ is an attempted end-run around fraud and liability law is really astounding.

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SciNrd's avatar SciNrd @scinrd.bsky.social
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@arthfach.com You've been looking for some "good news" about the end of people getting AI pushed down their throats for as long as I've been aware of you, well here's hoping this is the start of a large victory!

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John Kaprielian's avatar John Kaprielian @johnkaprielian.bsky.social
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Wow, I'm impressed. Hopefully their actions will indeed reflect their understanding, which is at a higher level than most of the government.

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Joanna Bryson's avatar Joanna Bryson @j2bryson.bsky.social
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Did they cite me? joanna-bryson.blogspot.com/2023/05/gene...

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Bruno J. Navarro's avatar Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social
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wait til they hear about this startup bsky.app/profile/brun...

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L's avatar L @noisybrooklyn1.bsky.social
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Love that they mention Mark Fidrych.

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Gavin Wilde's avatar Gavin Wilde @gavinwilde.bsky.social
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Fascinating to contrast this with, say, the silence from CISA on "Recall"...

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BlueStreak @ Anthrocon's avatar BlueStreak @ Anthrocon @bluestreak.bsky.social
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I will always respect a Mark Fidrych reference

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Cabe - GreggB's avatar Cabe - GreggB @cabe.shadowtek.uk
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That final line is *chef kiss*

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Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. 's avatar Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. @cdbrow1.bsky.social
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Oh snap!

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Stephen Cobb, #FBPE's avatar Stephen Cobb, #FBPE @zcobb.bsky.social
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My favorite 3LA!

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Yep.

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Walter Shapiro's avatar Walter Shapiro @mrwaltershapiro.bsky.social
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This is the best government document of the decades. Kudos to the FTC.

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Dan Hon's avatar Dan Hon @danhon.com
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strongest evidence that late gen-xers/early millennials are finally getting into strategic positions of power + authority

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Silly Sausage 's avatar Silly Sausage @appallnepal.bsky.social
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I tried to leave a comment but the website wouldn’t let me - maybe there’s too many people trying to leave positive comments?? Or maybe the robots are trying to shut it all down…

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Dusty Poncho's avatar Dusty Poncho @dustyponcho.bsky.social
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Thanks Biden!

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Uncle Zak's avatar Uncle Zak @masonicon.bsky.social
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Cuz Today's AIs are surprisingly dumb as hell

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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///'s avatar (=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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You wouldn't personalize a vacuum cleaner? Just because it can get down deep into your gross business - don't get parasocial about it.

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The future producer of “Himbo Heist”'s avatar The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social
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My ad lawyer friends say this guy is legendary for these.

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Emi's avatar Emi @emiphemera.bsky.social
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God I love it when civil servants get to be pissed off officially. It is just 🤌

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Quangle-Wangle's avatar Quangle-Wangle @maryaed.bsky.social
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That's some lovely writing.

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Don't overlook:

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First Wordle Problems 's avatar First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social
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My heart is warmed by the reference to Fidrych; I wasn't sure he was remembered much outside the Detroit fandom. His career was extremely brief.

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Wonkish's avatar Wonkish @wonkish.bsky.social
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@lopatto.bsky.social Did you get a side hustle at the FTC?

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Locopells's avatar Locopells @locopells.bsky.social
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Given the number of droids they have, I'm not sure that they can talk... Wait, oh, COMMISSION...

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HOW did I miss the Magic 8 Ball jab at the end? Je-sus 😂 Medic!

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Philip Eloy's avatar Philip Eloy @aegixdrakan.bsky.social
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Dayum, that is some quality SASS on that last line! XD

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meaghan's avatar meaghan @meaghanallen.bsky.social
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written by a Tigers fan

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FilmWonk's avatar FilmWonk @filmwonk.bsky.social
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"Succor borne every minute" may be one of the most high-brow terrible puns I've ever seen.

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Chris in NY's avatar Chris in NY @chrisb2.bsky.social
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@kylewoodley.bsky.social

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Chris in NY's avatar Chris in NY @chrisb2.bsky.social
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Lina Khan is my favorite

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scenarist / Chris's avatar scenarist / Chris @scenarist.bsky.social
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I'm confused. Talk of "gods" and "souls" is also snake oil. What's the point of this text?

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Patrick's avatar Patrick @ronk.bsky.social
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@davidlsims.bsky.social making sure you see this

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hybrid havoc's avatar hybrid havoc @hybridhavoc.com
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#Alt4You

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Alison Smaalders's avatar Alison Smaalders @vividwings.bsky.social
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The last line sent me, but this is absolutely devastating from top to bottom.

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Free Radical's avatar Free Radical @freeradical7.bsky.social
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The magic 8 ball comparison is on point.

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Reading this from a government entity genuinely gives me hope

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Susan Chumsky's avatar Susan Chumsky @susanchumsky.bsky.social
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Head of the FTC is force of nature Lina Khan. Not the least bit surprising that it’s “absolute bangers”

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catester's avatar catester @catester.bsky.social
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Spoiler alert: The ending is kinda dark.

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TQ White II's avatar TQ White II @tqwhite.bsky.social
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But remember, it also does good. Fifteen minutes ago, I saved a half hour because of this:

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e.e. yikes's avatar e.e. yikes @eeyikes.bsky.social
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YES FTC! GET THEIR ASSES!

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Woodrow Peel                     🆗🆒's avatar Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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Your griefbots have no soul” sounds like a Coldplay album.

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Bob Calhoun's avatar Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social
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Amazing! When you devalue writing, the writers are going to go where the jobs are.

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Pjörk's avatar Pjörk @nicoleconlan.bsky.social
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"Your therapy bots aren’t licensed psychologists, your AI girlfriends are neither girls nor friends, your griefbots have no soul, and your AI copilots are not gods." 🔥🔥🔥

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Sarah Clarke's avatar Sarah Clarke @trialbytruth.bsky.social
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Whoa, that is brutal. It smacks of a government body facing annihilation in Jan if things don't go to plan in November, so there are nothing to lose with enforcement

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