Gareth Williams

@notgareth.bsky.social

171 followers 234 following 543 posts

The viral Poet of Metal. I write words for Wall of Sound. Born in Aotearoa now living on Whadjuk boodjar. District Director Perth Toastmasters, possible procrastinator

Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

Post something blue to brighten the skyline #kikorangi

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Kent Parkstreet, Laird of Doofus @kentparkskeet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Remember when greyhound racing was set to be banned in NSW, then rich people paid Alan Jones to attack the government on the issue and corruption won again?

#NSWPol
#AusPol

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

It’s a zucchini…

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

I have a huge organ…

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

Let them have snake.

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Kent Parkstreet, Laird of Doofus @kentparkskeet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

“I’m from the government and I’m here to help you not be antisemitic.”

I predict this well paid gig will achieve nothing. Nothing at all. Apart from lining the pockets of marketing consultants.

#AusPol

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Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

When you start thinking that people who make dark art must surely be dark people, remember that Cannibal Corpse vocalist George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher is famous for playing claw machines on tour and donating the stuffed animals he wins to local toy drives and children's hospitals.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

We’re on a mission from Dog

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:11 UTC

Those crazy Germans.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

I’ve never noticed this before but people in Adelaide don’t know which side of the footpath to walk on. I’m trying to keep left and there’s people all over the shop.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:09 UTC

The last Ep of Doctor Who made my eyes leak.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

Has anyone ever seen Peta Credlin and Cruella De Vil in the same room together?

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Email from Amazon: “What to read after Profit Song”… I hope the suggestion is something fucking cheerful.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

If you see this post a photo without explanation

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Kia ora Aotearoa Mānawatia a Matariki

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

There’s always a tweet #auspol

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

While Australian politicians are slapping themselves on the back for Julian Assange's release I'm sure David McBride and Richard Boyle would like a word #auspol

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Linda Reynolds is a piece of shit. #auspol

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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

No cellphones or video games. Just enjoying good music and living in the moment 😅😅😅

#humor

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

#Auspol because I keep forgetting to hashtag

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

I hope that’s real. 😂

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Le Lievre @lelievre.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

Front and centre
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#Dutton #nuclear #Magritte

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

‘Cause that’s where they do coke?

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Because we just don’t have enough celebrities and influencers …

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

The Greens are a health hazard

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

Australia, the clever country…?

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Peter Dutton announces proposed nuclear reactor sites, including Collie, WA. Meanwhile in Collie:

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Littleproud really is as stupid as he looks.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 08:43 UTC

Someone poisoned the well in my local park.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 08:41 UTC

Someone poisoned the well I’m at my local park

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Paula Rose @paularose.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

"Young people don't want to drive. They want to walk to stuff and invest in local businesses and they can't do that if you don't have medium-density living,"

www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06...

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 11:05 UTC

Reading the news about the British election. Pommy conservatives are as stupid and ridiculous as Australian conservatives.

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Wolfie Rankin @wolfierankin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

It seems avoiding Taylor Swift may be the reason I have also avoided catching Covid. Well it’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

If you see this, post something green from your gallery

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Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

starting to get "how are you" dms from fake accounts. Finally, bluesky is becoming a viable replacement for twitter.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

Ah the Olympic Games, where the world comes together… except for the undesirables who are cleansed from view.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

All this achieved was to once again expose the Liberal party's shambolic bias against women

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Onno Benschop @owh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

They've also qualified pollsters, foreign policy experts, AI developers, art critics, insurance assessors and Nobel prize winning physicists and chemists, not to mention fund managers, boardroom and committee members and certified accounts, engineers and writers.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Doomscrolling social media and I see the epidemiologists who are also experts on nuclear power now all have law degrees.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Photographer Henry Nicholls composition is 🤌

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Guardian Australia @guardianaustralia.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

‘They couldn’t care less’: fears for dogs’ welfare as Greyhound Racing NSW axes one of two adoption centres

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

@wolfierankin.bsky.social 👀

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 10:28 UTC

I find it absolutely astounding we have an energy crisis in Australia given the sheer number of experts there are on social media.

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Le Lievre @lelievre.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

Fence sitter
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#ICC

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

Was not scary at all. Lots of gore, but no scares.

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Gareth Williams @notgareth.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

Some light entertainment for a Friday afternoon.

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Amanda Deibert NYCC artists alley I 02 @amandadeibert.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 02:05 UTC

Never stops being true

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Bluesky Support (unofficial) @bsky.support
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

we trust you to use DMs responsibly which is why pictures are not allowed

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AdrianAtterbury @attervar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

THAT'S why I haven't received any boobs.

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