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John

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“What’s in the box??” scene from Se7en looking ass landscape

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Just found out I have been traded to the Nets for Mikal Bridges??

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Yall need less “Hawk-Tuah” and more “Go-Tuah”… church that is!!!

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Confused future archeologists unearthing what appears to be a menu from a place called “the Cheesecake Factory”

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alright, I'll bite. Who is Justin Timberlake?

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It’s harder than it sounds tbh

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You can imagine anything you want. It doesn’t have to be dragons.

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I honestly think “mightn’t I have a chew” to myself every day

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I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Father’s Day

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Fastronaut

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Calm down, your honor

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Justice Alito turning up the volume on his car stereo as “crazy bitch” by Buck Cherry plays

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🎵My, my, my, I, yi woo! M-m-m-my vergogna🎵

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Is there anything more stupid/annoying than polls trying to separate voters out by education level

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It’s Prince’s birthday This is my favourite story about him by a country mile

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My eye! My Doctor said I'm not supposed to get milkshake in it!!

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Everyone loves the convenience of plastics but then they get all uppity when they find out they’re getting even a little bit poisoned smdh

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Imo the biggest news story of the day was when my two year old niece went outside and said “look at all those fucking bees!”

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Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs. One of them has a knife.

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Slipping the doctor a 20 before he tells me my cholesterol results

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“HaRrISsOn bUtKer said” -just stop it. I have literally never heard an nfl kicker speak before. I don’t care

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My favorite genre of clickbait is “Person No One Cares About Says Some Stupid Shit”

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When you pick up your drink and the coaster comes with it and then falls on the floor: thanks for embarrassing me in front of everyone. I look like an idiot

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They deserved better than this...

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Ask your doctor if Cosentyx is right for you. Pizza Pizza

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I think more companies should say “pizza pizza” at the end of their commercials

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I don't have time to worry about this. Call me when they start finding macroplastics in our testicles

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It took us 43 years to make a Bob Marley movie, not unlike James Cameron waiting for technology to catch up so he could make Avatar

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Petitioning General Mills to create a more authentic Lucky Charms by making the cereal potato based

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Shout out to the guy at the bar by himself, camo hat, eagle t shirt, denim shorts, drinking an ice cold beer and watching King Kong on TNT

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[ice cream man doing a high pitched voice while using my lifeless body as puppet] the ice cream man is your frieeeeennd!

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