southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social

moon needs clocks www.cnn.com/2024/05/30/s...

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cagey ratfish 🐟🐈‍⬛🎨🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

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🌲 𝙾𝚊𝚔𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜 🌲 🌿🐀 @sylvanrat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

Sending clocks to the moon? It's about time

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@joewestfall.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

give em a phone U.S. Naval Observatory 202-762-1401 and you will get a recording of the time from the "Master Clock."

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mjfgates @mjfgates.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

moon is insufficiently clocky, check

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

📌

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DavidNelsonNM @davidnelsonnm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

I look forward to hearing about Lunar Standard Time versus Lunar Daylight Time. 😲

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Mayor of the Moon @moonmayor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

Oh boy, we gonna get us Stardates!

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Sean Killeen @seankilleen.com [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:34 UTC

"we're writing this song and we don't have a good rhyme for 'moon rocks'. And the alternatives just don't feel authentic."

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Moon people just be lazing around on their own bs time. Time they work a full 10 hours a day like a proper American.

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proleartthreat @proleartthreat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 08:19 UTC

of course....revolution starts here ..dont let them get us there ...man

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Cynbel Terreus @cynbelterreus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

We don't need to keep time on the moon.

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Rep. Eric Gallager (no "h"!) @egall.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

@knilirabaj.bsky.social what does the law say about this?

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R7 @r7plays.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

We’re gonna put a huge digital clock on the moon so you can just look up at it and see the time

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

What does the moon care about time?

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VoteBlue4ever @voteblue4vr.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Happy to realize that in my advanced age, I will not have to live in space, on the Moon or worse yet, Mars.

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@mtb002.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon needs clocks nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing a mechanical cuckoo clock and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon needs clocks

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Momus Jones @boyq.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:15 UTC

oh hey u guys are back early :)

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Call me Umma - Outside Agitator @ummagummibear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

Mars needs guitars. This is far more important

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Young Isaac Reign @isaacreign10.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

time is a human made concept. Fake problem

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DrGeophysics @drgeophysics.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

This is an important point actually.

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She blinded me with science! @capaltunnel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 06:24 UTC

Kind of an odd premise for the sequel to "Mars Needs Moms" but can't really do much worse than the original.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

What are ghosts gonna do with a clock?

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The Other Lauren @laurenkrueger.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

Mars needs women.

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