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Samuel Alito returned home from a grueling day at SCOTUS to find his tenant-in-common and wife, Martha Ann, was flying the ISIS flag. “I entreat you remove that black banner, which is hateful to me,” said Sam. “I shan’t. Betty down the block has refused me a cup of sugar,” she replied feistily.
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Joel Pelletier 🍩
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Winner
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Tim Wicinski
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You and @hunterw.bsky.social writing fanfic now? Throw in the yankees losing and take my money
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DTwyman
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Because we know who wears the flags in the family!
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Nobody Ever
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"feistily" lol
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Boss Clown
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Mais non!
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R. Eric VanNewkirk
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It was then that Justice Samuel Alito yet again appreciated how his helpmeet, Goody Martha-Ann, was funny, feisty, unfiltered, and the life of any party.
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John O’Donnell
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“Give me religious freedom to be a murderous bastard to anyone else, or D’eth!” Husband agrees.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist”
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Nothing he can do under such circumstances. She shares legal title and can use the property how she chooses.
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ThatGuySpike
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Oh, too good!
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@waterworks.bsky.social
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Spot on.
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ChelseaNH
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Are you perchance implying that a Trad Cath man is not truly the master of his own household?
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Lily
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"Refusal of sugar, a Detestable Act! By law examination of evidence for Sorceries must be done. When thou didst spittith upon her car, what nature of apparition appeared to thou?
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Alexandra
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Martha loves to (republican) party
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat
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Betty is now subject to a fatwa, and she better think twice about going out.
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Eddie Dolan
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Nevertheless they are great fun at garden parties.
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yazikus
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She then returned to the task at hand, finishing her famous potato salad with a dash of raisins, she knew how those sweet proud boys loved it when she came to their potluck. She was the belle of the ball.
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Elizabeth Dynan
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Oh, please go on.😂
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Matt Vallone
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I swear after reading the oped that Parker was more upset about being denied a walking conversation with Martha than she was about the insurrectionist flag.
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Cloudwood
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Alito: We agreed I wouldn't look into the sky so I won't see the flags you might fly. But my eye slipped. Wife: Dear, my flags support our passion for re-interpreting the Constitution as a strict Catholic document. A: Sh. Don't say it out loud. Oh, go ahead. We're untouchable!
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