The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social

If the Easter Bunny were female, Republicans would try to charge her with murder for giving away her eggs.

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@debrecenisrac46.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 11:29 UTC

In Hungary there's an old and dying tradition of placing tiny horseshoes on Easter eggs without breaking the shell (it's a mainly female artisan profession). So these horseshoes would represent the pro-life crowd.

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@joewestfall.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

yet kidnapping/ abandonment/endangerment go uncharged to the male "Easter Bunny"

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

Their proof would be that every one of those eggs has already dyed.

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Larry Rubinow @elrubino.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

Hard-boiling them?? YOU MONSTER!

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Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Then again, the Easter Bunny is a known child trafficker.

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Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 10:56 UTC

If the Easter bunny was female, they would try to charge her with a crime for trying to have a job.

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