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josh (oldfriend99)

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Dwarves will literally dig too greedily and too deep instead of going to therapy

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Baegul Warcraft's avatar Baegul Warcraft @baegul.bsky.social
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ok, racist elf lover. ROCK AND STONE

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Captain Chaos's avatar Captain Chaos @captainchaos.bsky.social
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They need aversion therapy for hearing drums in the deep.

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Rainwater's avatar Rainwater @rainwaterblues.bsky.social
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but, but, the diamonds!

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Wright-o's avatar Wright-o @chazrunner.bsky.social
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Hobbits have OCD about chipped plates

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MutatedWisdom👾😷's avatar MutatedWisdom👾😷 @mutatedwisdom.bsky.social
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in Dwarf Fortress, "too deep" = the place where all the Fun is :V

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Skaudivee's avatar Skaudivee @skaudivee.bsky.social
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Therapy costs money. Money costs gold. Gold needs mined. Rock and stone, brothers.

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Streuner's avatar Streuner @stadtstreuner.bsky.social
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The urist way.

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surf dracula's avatar surf dracula @feldspar.bsky.social
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elves will simply go to the Grey Havens instead of getting a fuckin job

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Cuntace Owens's avatar Cuntace Owens @duaadiddy.bsky.social
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Look therapy is not gonna help them stab Smaug in the heart

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Building Codes Commie's avatar Building Codes Commie @thomas26july.bsky.social
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This kind of talk supports cultural genocide. Dwarves miners know their own affairs best.

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Blitz's avatar Blitz @blitzslime.bsky.social
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a non believer of rock and stone, for shame

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shaver's avatar shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social
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hobbits will steal farmer maggot's crops for "3rd lunch" rather than go to therapy

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Lupensive Silverwind 's avatar Lupensive Silverwind @lupesilverwind.bsky.social
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You have to fight the balrog inside, before can ever hope to fight a balrog outside

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june's avatar june @junlper.bsky.social
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theyre too focused on finding precious ores when they should be focused on finding inner peace

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RodianRomanovichWasRight's avatar RodianRomanovichWasRight @rodyawasright.bsky.social
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Me, with my orange flash light, on my way to provide therapy to dwarves youtu.be/Y2fwe0rnHak?...

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Grae Hall's avatar Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social
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But to be fair digging deep makes them among the favourite patients of their therapists And when they have breakthroughs their shrinks get the rare shot at psychoanalysing a Balrog

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condo potato 🥔's avatar condo potato 🥔 @condopotato.bsky.social
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[dwarf voice] Is there mithril in therapy?

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Kendo's avatar Kendo @ninkendo.bsky.social
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Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind bro

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palmbeachman1's avatar palmbeachman1 @palmbeachman1.bsky.social
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I support anyone willing to do what it takes to feel good about themselves and content!!

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Gabriel S. Jacobs's avatar Gabriel S. Jacobs @gsjphd.bsky.social
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But when they get back, it's sandwich time.

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Josefine Lindén 's avatar Josefine Lindén @josefinelinden.bsky.social
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It’s called “Person of Short Stature” 😡

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Mr Dr Bae's avatar Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social
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Elves will literally make rings of power instead of going to the West I mean therapy

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🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯's avatar 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 @vale-priestess.bsky.social
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dwarves be like "where's the gold" and refuse to look inward 👑

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R. Fernando's avatar R. Fernando @rfernando.bsky.social
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"We fight, we mine, for rock and stone"

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Divad's avatar Divad @apprentice.bsky.social
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Diggy diggy hole

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H Punk O Punkt's avatar H Punk O Punkt @hpunkopunkt.bsky.social
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youtu.be/rYEDA3JcQqw?...

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nate's avatar nate @natealism.bsky.social
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The Caretaker will literally be resurrected in a cycle of violence instead of going to therapy

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Mia Sylliboy's avatar Mia Sylliboy @miasylliboy.bsky.social
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Are you pointing out at a certain group of individuals? 🤔

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