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JOE DANTE'S INFERNO

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I WISH I WERE A BIRD. Chicago, chronically ill, collecting records, mad about disability justice, misses the old internet. she/they


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the rain has stopped, there's birds out, and I'm listening to Hold On by Wilson Phillips and having a little cry. I sincerely love being alive

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So wise

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What I look like scrolling social media

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"Cal, honey, put your shoes on, we're at Grandma's."

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"I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day...." "Aim high, sister!"

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Virgil Vogel, vestal virgin.

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this island earth totally counts!! "Ruuuuth!"

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"It was big, like a bear." "Was it a bear?" and, TRUE. I can basically sing that entire nonsense about the phone with no prompting required. "I wish I had a castle with a hundred rooms or more---" "I wouldn't have to dress like Tipper Gore!"

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OH GOD I FORGOT FINAL SACRIFICE AND BOGGY CREEK AND OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK

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and I forgot Quest of the Delta Knights, which is actually probably my number one, so fuck this list lmao

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I can't rank them. it's too hard. but here's the first ten favorites I can think of: Time Chasers Pod People Night of the Blood Beast I Accuse My Parents The Touch of Satan Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Manos.... the Hands of Fate Eegah Track of the Moon Beast Teenagers From Outer Space

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it might be time to seriously replay ff9....

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ahhh this is amazing!! thank you, i'm totally gonna do this

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first of all i love this because masking is freedom but now i want to know all about that cooking class for my trip to tokyo

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on seeing this, my brain supplied me with the phrase "paradise by the dickboard light"

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Library funding is almost always justified through patron numbers. The more people a library serves, the more funding it gets. So even if you don't regularly use a public library, get a library card. It costs you nothing and helps everyone in your community.

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WELP trick weekes liked my jaws/covid post so this bioware stan is packing it in, the bluesky experience can't get better than that

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like, we can do it, but there are Consequences

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i was literally JUST monologuing on this lmaoooo. "we didn't evolve to be in the water!" i shrieked

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I'm not saying Spielberg deliberate thought he was making a movie about the US paying for its sins but I do think it's interesting we get a whole monologue about sharks and Hiroshima. "Well. We delivered the bomb."

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oh, i'm definitely saying that.

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love to prove that covid's airborne, wouldn't you? get your name into the national geographic?

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that's good parenting, maggie. real good.

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They should be forced to explain but we shouldn’t be forced to listen to the explanation.

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Ellen Brody: Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin... Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a... there's a clinical name for it, isn't there? Brody: Drowning.

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You've gotta make up your minds. You wanna stay alive, ante up. If you wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. 10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

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for me, JAWS has become a covid movie, tho it's about many things, and its original themes still resonate. that feeling in your gut when something's fucked. everyone tells you it's fine, and why, and you know they're wrong. and you wait. and then you regret waiting. JAWS is about that feeling.

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ok but that's literally me every morning if that was my cereal bowl

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i'm not sure i trust anyone who doesn't still feel at least a little thrill of fear when chrissy goes under.

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of course we're starting the flick right as you wrap it up, but nice to find another person who does this every year!

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OMG where did you get this

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anyone who tells you jaws isn't a horror movie is a contrarian with a weird purity test they should be forced to explain.

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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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no because i REALLY need to do this. i can't tell you how many things in my life i just haven't bought or done because of the comparisons.

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the thing is that i literally don't understand the goal of it. literally WHAT do they have to lose if people wear masks? i still don't understand that part, after all this time.

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This is really unhinged. They literally acknowledge clean air is important (great!) but consider masks secondary? And no effort to connect for people that masks are for when clean air isn't possible? Would be so easy to fix this graphic to explain that. That they are not doing so FEELS intentional.

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SEVEN 1995 Dir. David Fincher Cin. Darius Khondji

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Get a TDaP booster if it's been more than five years and extra especially if it's been more than ten years! Pertussis (whooping cough) immunity wears off over time and it's currently circulating again! You do not want whooping cough!

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I hate it SO MUCH. every time I think about it I'm outraged that I had to be exposed to it

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What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥

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handed my husband my glasses to show him how dirty they were and he goes, "what do you do all day? do you work in a mine?"

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i am having a very intense experience processing this movie

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i want to add: if you’ve stopped masking for whatever reason, you can start again. it makes spaces more accessible, it helps preserve your health and the health of the people around you. it’s a tiny action you can take to make the world safer.

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