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Yallready know.
He/Him/Them(?)
Older than this vessel, DK.
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Saddening we dont have Kayfabe for more things. I dont know where else it would make sense to apply it, but it would be fun!!

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Low-key, Gollummoding on company time hits different

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Ive begun practicing my Gollum impression in the Shower, and let me just say.......... Hollywood, you know where to find me.

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... As per my resume, you can see i have a long history of casual arson, but im looking to go Pro. This is why i hope you'll consider me for the position of Manager at Your Arby's Location.

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“Voting is a lot like vaccination: it only works if enough of us do it, and the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet try to talk you out of it.”
From @torriangray.bsky.social

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I have no musical abilities, can i be the Driver/Security for Wet Strawberry? Ive been told i add a certain "Scary Dog" -energy to the functions.

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This is in general how i try to view most aspects of life. Stuff doesnt have to be transactional. I share and help where i can and want because thats what being a human is all about IMO. If you only gift others in the hopes of it being reciprocated, thats not a gift, thats a vague trade.

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Light worked Differently before the Patch of '92.

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From what i read about Al Capone, he was much more altruistic and people-minded than Trump has ever been.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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Happy birthday Kwame. ✊🏾

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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Let me be real clear, I would rather stand in community with people who define their gender with a series of arm movements and whose sexuality involves only experiencing attraction on Thursdays than a bunch of identity cops.

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"Use our software to remove artistry from writing and make you dumber" is not an offer i had expected.

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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I dont get how Drake keeps misspelling his own name with a Capital L.....

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Free Palestine!

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Anyways, im gonna go flunk my abstinence class, chat to y'all later.

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The thing about a good euphemism is that, if it's well written it doesnt need to be established beforehand, in my experience. If you just say something with the right ring to it, people *will* get it.

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Unfortunately, i seem to have much fewer I-frames in real life.

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One thing I appreciate about Elden Ring is that it allows me to fight like I do in real life (diving to the ground the moment I see my enemy even begin to move, trying to back away while chugging a juice box, etc.)

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I fear i may have become too human............... Will elaborate at Some Point, if y'all behave.,

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Jabronis get real Brave when they're given a mask, huh?

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No no, thats quite literally what youre saying. "Id a be a fool to say [Thing]" Then you proceeded to say said thing.

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... You do realize you're calling yourself a fool right now, right?

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if you do not scramble through the first playthrough of a fromsoft demon souls type game like a shithouse rat (without looking up "builds" and "metas" and "secrets" on the internet) you are doing yourself a mondo disservice

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Serveral fools on the Internet (May include _YOU_) need to apply Hanlon's Razor to shit more often. Saves you a lot of head- and heart-ache.

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I saw the word "masquerade" this morning and now im traversing the Sewers in an attempt to not get killed for being spotted by a blood bag.

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Kendrick Lamar and Drakes feud has lasted longer than the American Confederacy did. Respect the Culture.

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The more i read about Laios and watch #DungeonMeshi, the more i feel seen and understood by a complete stranger.
The writers has made some of the best representation of person on the spectrum ive ever seen. He's not a stereotype. He makes sense to me.
Fuck i love this show.

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Dude once prescribed me "Anti-Buttface pills". The pharmacist tried to get arrested for fraud when i went to pick it up!

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As a native Danish speaker, i would disagree with your translation of "Tyndskid". "Leaky-butt" would be "utæt numse". "Tyndskid" is a compound of the words "Tynd" (thin or runny, ie. liquid) and "Skid" (shit. Literally just means shit.) So a more accurate translation would be "Lars Thin-Shit's"

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I'll tell my boy, Gusferatu, to step down for the month, dw

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YouTube Menace and Alleged Musician #JojoSiwa has Stolen Ya Boy's Look. I have worn the Big Eyeliner/Facepaint for Years. she has done irreperable damage to my Personal Brand™, and i Demand a Personal Apology from her along with financial compensation in the form of royalties.

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And She's proud of Her Post, too! She tells me often. Listen,

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My good friend Jennifer "JenHeadJen" Headington made the famous "Human Wins Westminster Dog Show"-post. Im very proud of her.

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Meanwhile i only smoke the Type of Shit The Government Doesnt Want You To Know About. Intricate, homegrown strains, giving you immaculate balance and effortless grace. Currently doing 5 minute long handstands without breaking a sweat.

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A napping plumpus

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My Wife (made of wires) is complaining about my cable management

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They really let *anyone* post on here, dont they?

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You LITERALLY missed my Birth. Some Mother you are!

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Performing an intricate, improvised Jazz rendition of Bonny Tyler's "I need a Hero", much to the dismay of the Haters.

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