Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

@panic.gay

Tips for newskies: 1. Block or mute. Don't spread the toxic goop. 2. Adjust moderation settings via browser to see butts. 3. Life here is simpler if you don't seek out the deep blusky lore. 4. We want to see your pet and hear about your project. 5. Likes are actually little forehead kisses.

Aug 18, 2023 at 22:48 UTC

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Florence @lamouette.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 02:08 UTC

Wait did I hear pet? (Also I’m an illustrator AND a photographer because why not doing both?)

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Ellin Stein @ellinst.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 16:21 UTC

Here he is!

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Adequately Average @adequatelyavg.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 14:10 UTC

I must be monitored to make sure I am hitting my shots.

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 00:10 UTC

6. Vacuum the floor before taking a pet photo.

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Dan Tentler @viss.hax.lol
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 22:52 UTC

TIL: I've been smoochin a lot of heads, i guess :D

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Decade of Indigenous Languages @thecorrection.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 21, 2023 at 09:16 UTC

@cthulhucachoo.bsky.social

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 21, 2023 at 09:15 UTC

@potatotron.bsky.social

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✨ Hey Alex! ☕️💜 @decaftired.mow.haus
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 01:34 UTC

This has been very informative, thank you!

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 04:20 UTC

Butts?

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Jonathan @ardua.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 13:13 UTC

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Richard Cœur de Lion @richcoeurdelib.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 27, 2023 at 07:03 UTC

Er, I will bestow little fist-bumps with my hearts. But they are mutable things. Surely interpretable as forehead busses if the recipient be so inclined. I must get more sophisticated in my usage of moderation settings (that is, i must use some.)

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Tired Boblin @deweybear.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 02:14 UTC

im actually surprised of how many delightful threads there are about sharing projects and try to reach every community its v nice!

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Rox :D @roxd.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 23:55 UTC

I like to imagine "likes" are an awkward thumbs up. I'm not ready for forehead kisses!

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Quangle-Wangle @maryaed.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 03:02 UTC

Can you explain the moderation settings bit? Thanks.

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John J @trianglman.johnnytproductions.com
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 05:31 UTC

And remember, replies put trolls' posts into your followers' feeds. Don't do it.

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Mark Wallace @markwallace.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 06:42 UTC

I generally disregard New to the Socialz advice, but the butts is valuable intel.

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No-Pants Cat™️ @thatcat13.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 03:37 UTC

@nyhiljm.bsky.social some more great advice ✨

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Tekphreak 💔 @tekphreak.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 00:06 UTC

Great advice. Take your upvote and go!

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Brandy M @brandymcd.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 01:39 UTC

This is my dog Woody. He’s half poodle, half mutt, 100% goodest boy.

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

6. If you *see* Sexy Alf, you have an ethical obligation to *share* Sexy Alf.

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MGMitchell @mgmitchell.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 01:17 UTC

I like your post. And I'm liking this sky thing, if I can figure out where my interests are ...

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@ryuyuyu.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 00:24 UTC

"Butts"?

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wolfman2000 @wolfman2000.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 00:39 UTC

Permission to replace the like with a fist bump instead of a forehead kiss temporarily?

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Steam @steamedmammaliquid.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 01:02 UTC

Brand new, here's one of my cats biting my sock. Honestly the welcome posts here make me very soft

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Rebeca @hiddenplans.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 23:50 UTC

What if I don't have pets 😭

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Clara M @docedechila.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 11:01 UTC

Love number 5

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Fox @shyguyfox.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 03:02 UTC

Here's Purrana getting ready to record for his makeup tutorial channel

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 00:47 UTC

*likes, reposts* hi

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I Am Full of Opinions @misteropinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 01:42 UTC

Butts!

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Andrew @amason.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 22:54 UTC

“Mute don’t goop” potential for a slogan

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Sean L. McCarthy @seanlmccarthy.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 03:46 UTC

3a. What is lore? Oh baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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A Bookish Girl @abookishgirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 13:21 UTC

This is Allegra, and yes, she is judging you.

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Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

I heard line 1 as a protest chant with a sign and everything. My pet project right now is getting funding so I can continue sciencing. Is good projekt?

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