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patrick

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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq

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Michael Paulauski's avatar Michael Paulauski @mike10010100.bsky.social
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Lmao wait do you seriously think @swiftonsecurity.com is pretending to be Taylor Swift?

What kind of hilarious cope is this?

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Lamentably Awake's avatar Lamentably Awake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social
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Sucks when people's opinions online are so bad you cancel social events you've spent time and money to set up.

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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the superior taylor poster

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Tim Drum's avatar Tim Drum @rigamarock.bsky.social
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i had almost this same interaction at work can i ask you a question: do you think guy 1 was about to ask me to a bbq

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's avatar @grl85.bsky.social
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I say we shoot her off into space on a rocket and let her figure out that the cult of science is the only thing that will save her

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Jeff Hart's avatar Jeff Hart @jeff-hart.bsky.social
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That's a blast from the past!

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Dan O’Sullivan's avatar Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social
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in some ways I think that one is the weirdest account to ever exist, still

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