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Dan O’Sullivan

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Life is a pretty sweet fruit

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in some ways I think that one is the weirdest account to ever exist, still

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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq

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Sonic is beating my ass up in the mentions

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Hey Sonic you were jogging against traffic in dark clothing. I also had to get home as it was my wife's horse's birthday. Fuck you.

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Yes Kids It's True : I Hit Beloved Sega Icon Sonic the Hedgehog with My Car...and Did Not Stop To Render Aid

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For the same reason handlers of search & rescue dogs occasionally have volunteers put themselves in a position to be "found" alive in a grim disaster scene -- to keep up morale so that these dogs keep working -- I give you this screen shot from the BOP showing the current location of Steve Bannon.

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I need both sides of this fascinating intellectual debate to shut da fuck up

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I feel like a sign things are not going to work themselves out politically to humanity's benefit is that the owner of Twitter is the most annoying Nazi sex offender plutocrat in history and political junkies still won't stop using the site.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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JAY MOHR: (from sewer) WAIT! DON'T WALK AWAY! IT'S ME! JAY MOHR! I'M STILL ALIVE DOWN HERE!!! FRIEND: Do you hear something? ME: (snapping head towards the sewer sound) No. Let's go. Quickly.

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Would love to get to a place where someone who apparently willingly names themselves "Swolecialism" is not listened to by anyone

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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BETRAYED WOMAN: I can't believe my husband, the disgusting twitch streamer "Doo Doo Pappy", would do this to me. You should never have married the loathsome "Doo Doo Pappy" - that's what they'll all say this Sunday when we walk into church!

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I am thinking of my favorite quotation I ever read about law, judges, and the like, and it is: "The law is whatever I write on a piece of paper." Nicely simplifies all the sophistry that goes into "settled law" and its pretensions and the like. Anyway this is the guy who said it.

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There were hopes that the Supreme Court would break along less partisan lines, with its more moderate conservative justices deciding that Vito Spatafore could continue to earn in Atlantic City. But the 6-3 vote determined he had to die for disgracing Phil Leotardo's cousin and the Soprano family.

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the original was very good that's true

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seeing a troubling rise in people attempting to write in the voice of Jiminy Glick for a post and failing completely to approximate his patter...redolent of the Orson Welles fake pronouncement trend...

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he actually has become more conspiratorial and also anti-Semitic, if anyone was interested

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in times of trouble, the game plan remains the same

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A lot of my kids I look after at my job were born after 2016 so this is all they've ever known. Something I realized last week

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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Is this true??? Ryan Reynolds lifted sensitive biometric data from Mint Mobile phones to create a CGI double of one randomly chosen megafan that Deadpool would legally marry in the upcoming 'Deadpool & Wolverine'??? HUGE violation of data privacy laws, truly nightmare stuff. But of course I accept.

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oh cool. I don't need to do that as I work for myself. good luck getting something going!

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Well that's what I was saying you stupid jagoff

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TONY: OH JESUS! COME ON! *dismissive hand wave, exhalation of acceptance, closed eyes, shaking head* *softer Tony voice* Look. I know what Johnny Cakes lead to,

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Me debating whether to point out your hyperlink error and end you....or let you live despite your jibes.

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Very cool. Actually a relief in a way to hear there's an attributable evil motive to a bunch of beliefs that stupid.

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You ever watch so many Sopranos clips on YouTube in a sitting on a Sunday it's like you downloaded half of an entire season like it was a torrent, just in nonconsecutive bits and pieces. I am asking for my friend who works at my work

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this loser has been beating this drum for a while. Years, in fact, I've only ever seen his byline above this sort of shit. what's more alarming is seeing it being picked up by anyone else as somehow plausible.

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about every two weeks I think to google "Rudy Giuliani" and see what's new with him and I have never, not once, been disappointed. Today it's the news that to send to bankruptcy court his thousands of dollars of monthly Amazon purchases, he takes a photo with his phone of his laptop open to Amazon.

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I recall this happening more than once. It was a real "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" period until literally everyone in that insane clique was exposed as a sex creep.

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oppenheimer post credit scene where they tease Bin Laden

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I think it does work to point at Trump and say "this guy is a pussy. look at his stupid hair. he got out Vietnam by saying his feet hrut. his kids suck ass"

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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Now that I got the gen z broccoli haircut, everyone respects me. Strangers, friends, very young women. I can finally leave my wife.

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Picking up a fetch mission item here for the Brotherhood of Steel

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"Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. failed to make the cut for CNN’s debate on Thursday night—so he planned to debate himself instead...A big screen next to Kennedy would air the actual debate between Biden and Trump, and Kennedy would provide his own answers to the questions"

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there's something very undignified about this freak out

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you have been visited by the Ghostly Bluesky Presence of Livia Soprano! Click on her profile to receive more Empty Jibes and Bad News!

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the pitch deck for Spotify was made after founder Daniel Ek had eaten raw reindeer flesh and was spewing straight liquid into the bowl. fortune favors the bold.

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Probably by making posts on Bluesky like this

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CNN and the NY Times want our American Hitler to win again for various banal reasons. fuck them. we'll Take Care Of Business without their asses

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