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Paul Atreides-Nuts

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The human still suit fit plug AKA Muad’Deep in your BAE AKA I no fokn baby I fokn Bijaz AKA your favorite Marxist letter carrier. I also like bicycles.

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Fuck this cooked ass place and your fucking fireworks.

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This 4th of July it’s important to remember that it’s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Labour assuming power after over a decade of Tory rule.

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Stirring music lifts. Chet Hanks delivers this monologue. Pres. Jed Barrett wipes a single tear from his eye. Credits.

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If Biden doesn’t respond with “Ahhh SMD, you saw what SCOTUS said. I’m a god emperor now, pussy!” he should just back his bags.

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Democrats US Soccer 🤝 Ran by feckless losers who hate the people they’re meant to serve.

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the arc of history does not bend towards justice—at least not on its own. it's quite telling that this quote is a favorite of the liberal ruling class. I much prefer this quote by che guevara: "The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall."

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In a functional democracy Congress would recall itself from vacation and start time process to act against the Supreme Court and protect democracy

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Tucker is a German shepherd who absolutely would bite a letter carrier.

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They’re frauds. “The Pod” has saved fuck all.

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The liberal fetish for bipartisanship will be what gives American fascism.

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“Messiah” is actually the best book but maybe the hardest to adapt for cinema.

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The thing about the #TourdeFrance starting in Italy is that Italy is just a more aesthetically pleasing country. Like in 2014, when it left England and got to France, it was a visual improvement.

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Happy Tour de France Eve. Leave a syringe of EPO out for Lance Armstrong tonight.

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Although part of me is genuinely relieved that, from sheer math, this is the last Boomer election of my lifetime, I’m way more interested in finding out if this is when this utterly useless and feckless generation of Dem consultants are wiped out.

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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

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Cleveland Guardians-KC Royals is on Fox Sports. Just throwing it out there.

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Debates as sport is dumb. Watching two people who were born before MLB integrated do it is embarrassing for a country with the ability destroy humanity hundreds of times over.

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For this SCOTUS to not just brazenly dickride the Sackler family shows how truly evil those people are.

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72-years old and still on the gear. Boomers are fucking wild.

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You know there’s a kid in DR named Aurelio who is throwing heat but knows this fact.

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Y’know the dude banking on a 20-match parlay to pay his bills? Yeah, Bill Gates is more delusional.

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Vermont cops are tools. It’s Vermont. Half the job is responding to moose near town.

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That’s a fuck up by the local office and not USPS policy.

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Humanity would be so much better if it stopped glazing Ivy Leaguers and Ivy League dropouts.

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Woke took them PS2 cube tiddies from me so now I hate universal healthcare

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Devastating News: I forgot to start my watch before finishing my first set.

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Aw yes, and by doing so, I could also afford my lattes and avocado toast. Killing two birds with one avocado pit.

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Given the media many men consume, maybe a few hours of not that would be beneficial.

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This WaPo prick acts like leftists haven’t been protesting and pleading with politicians at every level of government to address climate change for decades. Centrist cowardice will be what lets the fascists kill us.

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The absolutely wild thing is: This goes for ALL social aid. Just *giving people some fucking money,* literally going "OK, how much did you need?", cutting checks, and waving them out the door? COSTS LESS and HAS BETTER OUTCOMES than the current system's bureaucracy and means testing, EVERY TIME.

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Platforming awful ideas only legitimizes them. The BBC did it and they got Brexit. US legacy media keeps doing it and look where we are today.

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Around the same time “enshitification” became a synonym for capitalism.

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Gen X are just Boomers who might know how to convert a Word doc to .pdf.

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