Mark Drugs

@pestmode.bsky.social

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Half Barney Stinson half Ron Swanson

Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

I don't kill bugs, but this was my reaction when I found a mosquito drowned in my dog's dish this morning

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

haha exactly

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

Getting a squiggly line “Oops” scrawl tattooed on my chest

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

What a face!

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

Getting a squiggly line “Oops” scrawl tattooed on my chest

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Ah shit I meant the guy woke up from a coma he went into in April 2020

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Guy who went into a coma in April 2020: holy fuck i should buy all of this right now!!!

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

if right wingers really wanted everyone to be able to do what they damn well please on their own land, they would allow me to start a damn farm in their subdivision

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nostalgic for nothing @dioerasabbath.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

When I put fresh food in the feeders

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

Lol

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

100% with you. The country favors and encourages a dog-eat-dog mentality

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

i wish Mr. Beast and only Mr Beast would get drafted for the army

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

It’s a sickness

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Depending on how many nickels you can buy this could be a seriously good investment

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eli yudin @eliyudin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

My mind wouldn’t quiet until I made this

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

I feel like The Event is probably coming up soon

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

will you marry me? [presents the following ring]

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

will you marry me? [presents the following ring]

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

So sorry to hear about this

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Imagine if the influencer tattoo guy was buried in there!

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Imagining an influencer guy with a QR code tattoo that goes to his LinkedIn page

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

I think he’ll be ok

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

🤘😈

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Those are the best

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

I feel like this country is in a real Friend situation, right @dog-envier.bsky.social?

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

What’s TWOMEN?

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militant, radicalized head @slime-golem.biz
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Maybe Biden's brain will heal itself and he'll get back to being a bad candidate for other reasons again.

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

You know you’re 40 when you start buying shit from stores like Oh My Arthritis www.ohmyarthritis.com

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

ever want to make your dog your slave? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzPR...

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

true

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Worrisome what computers are capable of these days

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Still out there!

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Fortunately and unfortunately

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Yikes. He’s a bad guy

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

Oof

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

Another tweet I think of regularly

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

Bet you thought I was doing this one, so did I, I have it saved

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

This is his best one

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

can’t believe what my son said today: “i think the system is fundamentally broken and unable to support the people as it should” he’s only 30 years old

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

Tbh I’m surprised only one was bitten severely

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Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Worrisome what computers are capable of these days

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

This day is all about seeing whose pets have the strongest will

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Mark Drugs @pestmode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

The big one ain’t bad either!

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

Nice!

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

give me some stupid as fuck but entertaining things to watch on youtube while I try to forget my workday

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

he ODed long ago

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

🤘

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