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Alexandra Petri

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Don’t go in the kitchen! I’m delivering a State of the Union response! www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

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Kindler's avatar Kindler @kindler.bsky.social
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Just watched her gush and wow, so much BS: - if immigration is a crisis, why did the GOP reject the bill they helped draft on it? - if crime is a crisis, why do they want to defund the FBI and Justice? - Ukraine IS a crisis, so why are Repubs cutting $ to it? - And sorry but inflation’s heading down

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SlugTales's avatar SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social
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Delivering the State of the Union response for the Republicans from your kitchen? It couldn't have been more on the nose if she'd been barefoot and pregnant.

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Charles Bastille's avatar Charles Bastille @charlesbastille.bsky.social
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It's cute that everyone thinks this is satire.

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Harold Jenson's avatar Harold Jenson @biltron.bsky.social
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GoshDARN it! I feel BETTER already!

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Too loud talker's avatar Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social
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She absolutely grew up in a house with a kitchen island.

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Wil Weston's avatar Wil Weston @wilweston.bsky.social
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Katie Britt should have delivered he SOTU response from the conservatory greenhouse. So, much more of classic setting.

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effi's avatar effi @leffeffe.bsky.social
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I hate to know how many conservative men made “make me a sandwich” jokes

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Luke 's avatar Luke @reallukemahler.bsky.social
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amazing that you can write something this biting in the post. glorious

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Rendire's avatar Rendire @rendire.bsky.social
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And what working mom with two kids at home has a kitchen that damn clean? Who they tryin' to fool.

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Sarah K's avatar Sarah K @purpliser.bsky.social
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I have no context for this, I'm from a Government that was fucked by right-wing billionaire Nazis in a *slightly* different way. Was this *right* after Biden's? Do they get the speech early? Is it delayed until later in the day?

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Anne Leader's avatar Anne Leader @leaderannephd.bsky.social
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Who coached her? Absolute nightmare

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PKPs Powerfromspace1 🚀 Twitter ‘X’ refugee thank you 'Elmo' 🙄's avatar PKPs Powerfromspace1 🚀 Twitter ‘X’ refugee thank you 'Elmo' 🙄 @powerfromspace1.bsky.social
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The out here in a kitchen 🙄 my how liberating

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RonK, Seattle's avatar RonK, Seattle @cogenteur.bsky.social
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When Katie Britt was going on, all I could think of was "MAKE IT STOP!". But now I can't wait for the next episode of this paranormal thriller. Is it a puzzle-box plot-pretzel series that ultimately goes nowhere - or gets canceled before the big reveal? OK, fine, but for now I'm hooked.

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daPete's avatar daPete @dapete.bsky.social
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So, that rape after rape story...did she offer shelter for that poor woman?

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Darbbeard 's avatar Darbbeard @darbbeard.bsky.social
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Pathetic fake outrage! Give me a break!

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Jen in Dallas's avatar Jen in Dallas @j3nindallas.bsky.social
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EXACTLY. Fucking tone deaf.

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Beejieweejie she/her's avatar Beejieweejie she/her @beejieweejie.bsky.social
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👏👏😂😱

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Political Film Blog's avatar Political Film Blog @jgiambrone.bsky.social
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You're exaggerating a fucking kitchen, in the middle of a genocide and World War Three.

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Karmageddon's avatar Karmageddon @karmageddon.bsky.social
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Y'know, sometimes, Alexandra, WaPo pulls some NYT-level shit and I think about cancelling our subscription. And then I read one of your columns...and after I stop laughing, I change my mind. You should tell your bosses that.

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LillianOrlando's avatar LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social
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Stephen Wunderlich's avatar Stephen Wunderlich @swonder.bsky.social
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Welcome to A Handmaid’s Tale.😡

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Duke The Wolf 🇺🇦🇵🇸's avatar Duke The Wolf 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @dukewolf.bsky.social
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Just wait till her daughter or niece walks in

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MixtMeta4's avatar MixtMeta4 @mixtmeta4.bsky.social
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I'm having a hard time believing this is actually her kitchen. This one looks like one of our "before remodeling" photos.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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for your consideration, satire queen

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WordleBacon's avatar WordleBacon @wordlebacon.bsky.social
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RobinK's avatar RobinK @templeofhate.com
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🎁 Here's the gift link: wapo.st/3TrSpw1

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Matthew Magda's avatar Matthew Magda @historywise.bsky.social
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INSTANT KARMA FOR THE REPUBLICANS, AS KATIE BRITT'S BIZARRRE OVER-THE-TOP KITCHEN SPEECH SHOWS THE TRUMPLICANS WANT TO SEND WOMEN BACK TO THE KITCHEN, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE ORDAINED TO BE. WHAT FOOLS THEY BE!

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Dana Lemaster 's avatar Dana Lemaster @dlemaster.bsky.social
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“This isn’t chilling! It’s folksy!”

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Are those ridiculing the housewife Senator from Alabama making a mistake in tactics?

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Feral Ephemeral's avatar Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social
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Alexa, put me on national TV. Okay.

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Nick Sousanis's avatar Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social
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As always, Alexandra Petri is a national treasure…

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Kevin Carson's avatar Kevin Carson @kevincarson1.bsky.social
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"It's where we sit around the kitchen table, and hold each other's hands, and pray for God's guidance... HEY, that's not my hand!!!!"

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Serious question: have you ever encountered a situation so ridiculous that you feel it is impossible to satire?

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David Bikman's avatar David Bikman @bikman.bsky.social
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Thank you??? for prompting me to watch this terrifying cringefest. After that photo with Mr. Banana Hands, I'm glad some intern thought to bring in some props for the background, slightly lessening the North Korea of it all.

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Richard M. Carpiano, PhD, MPH's avatar Richard M. Carpiano, PhD, MPH @rmcarpiano.bsky.social
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👏👏Bravo!

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This piece was hilarious, her remarks were the creepiest thing I've seen in a long time

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LaMinx's avatar LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social
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GOP women just don’t want to work and are trying to pass laws to get themselves fired and sent back home. Lazy! s/ 😏

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KasinKim, No farnarkeling around 🟧🌻💙💛's avatar KasinKim, No farnarkeling around 🟧🌻💙💛 @kimskwing.bsky.social
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Here in the kitchen is how Republicans prefer to project their women

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Alan Neff's avatar Alan Neff @alanneff.bsky.social
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👍👍 (as they used to say in movie journalism).

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