Paul Frazee

@pfrazee.com

quick wellness checkin relax your shoulders. unclench your jaw. what’s that in your mouth. drop it. drop ittttt

Aug 24, 2023 at 15:26 UTC

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anti-leafblower account @eboldy.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:27 UTC

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Le Rouge, Zut Alors!! @greenakers.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:36 UTC

*swallows unidentified thing*

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Abdiwak = uhb•DEE•walk @abdiyohan.com
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:16 UTC

WOOF.

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Cashuea @cashuea.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 14:05 UTC

Too late I already drank my coffee

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Brennan⛵🏴‍☠️ @brennanj.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:45 UTC

At least have the decency to offer a trade, I worked hard to dig this stale tortilla chip out from under the fridge

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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

*starts furiously chewing while scuttling off under a table*

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@coccinelle.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:44 UTC

⬆️this is my life.

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shaunc @shaunc.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:28 UTC

Please couldn't you just grab the other half of it and we'll see who wins?

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FUNKII! @funkii.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:58 UTC

absolutely not

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IT'S STILL PRIDE HOTAY @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 18:10 UTC

I havent unclenched my jaw in 30 years.

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ꙮ @fuckedupsunset.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:32 UTC

but it's oatmeal! i'm eating it!

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:46 UTC

Considering how I answered someone's question earlier about who they'd have to blow to get a search link... I would've thought you'd rethink that last admonition.

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Dustin @dyoung5573.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

Wow I just read this and realized I was doing this....

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grilled cheese discourse @juuuuuuuu.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 22:10 UTC

how did you know I had a rock in my mouth? in other news…I will not drop it.

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marlo @marlo.ooo
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:35 UTC

there’s nothing in there it’s the vyvanse making me do this

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Hexi Hamaski @hexihamaski.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 08:49 UTC

*little tail wag* SHIT YOU GOT ME

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@spandza.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 22:27 UTC

Not dropping this sour gummy sssnake and you can't make me

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Noah, hymnbo appreciator @nobrysta.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:27 UTC

it's my breakfast, Paul :(

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Nad @nad.gay
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 17:35 UTC

I'm a good boy 🐶

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Ghost Coast. @spectralthrum.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:03 UTC

*shakes head vigorously and runs off faster than a stolen car*

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Angel is a menace👉😎👉 @benotafraid.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:29 UTC

No i dont wanna

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Maxwell @maxwellleggywolf.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:54 UTC

A knife!

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:35 UTC

You're talking to your cat again

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Stephen @bush.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:48 UTC

yes dad

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Brendon the Poet @brendonthepoet.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:57 UTC

Thank you for this!

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Herbal Crone @herbalcrone.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:42 UTC

Sorry to interrupt, but could you please fix the lists so the account names don't repeat 3 times in a different order? Since there is, apparently, no meaningful moderation & users are trying to use lists to self-moderate, it would be just really handy if they worked. Please.

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Cass @starsetbyte.lol
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:29 UTC

..... this feels targeted paul, just a little too targeted 👀

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ValeMB @valpmb.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:59 UTC

I’ll tell my dog next time she picks up garbage.

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Foxfomycin @caconym.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:47 UTC

It's mine you can't have it!!

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Bubba🌈 @bubbapnw.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 27, 2023 at 04:10 UTC

☠️

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mattphobic @mattphobic.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:11 UTC

but my mouth is full of chocolate. i just can’t drop it that’s monstrous

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Ghostface Art || Aly Shanel @alyghostface.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:05 UTC

You can’t tell me what to do!!

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[adult suede] @suedeinbrackets.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 17:48 UTC

unironically got me to stop biting my pen while working on my tablet, thanks

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Softbeans @softbeans.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:15 UTC

*runs off with your headphones*

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Please don't hawk tuah on my Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:40 UTC

Too late I swallowed it 😌

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Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 17:02 UTC

It's my carrot you can't have it! 🥕🐰

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Skaution @skaution.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 18:38 UTC

Can't relax. Having a years long episode. Hooray!!

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Tigress Dreamingkat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (Sneepiest person on BlueSky) @dreamingkat99.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:38 UTC

*spits out the sip of diet coke I just took*

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Ariane Marchese @arianem.com
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:42 UTC

that is my tongue, kind sir

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:03 UTC

*starts chewing faster*

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Merbirb 🍉(Commissions/Art Trades OPEN) @therealmerbirb.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:59 UTC

*keeps my teeth sunk into the rat poison box and growls*

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𝑪𝒐𝒅𝒂 🏳️‍⚧️ 𝄌 @kindredcoda.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:45 UTC

no 😬

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🩵VaalorieVorse🏳️‍⚧️ @vaalorievorse.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:45 UTC

*swallows* nope, you can’t have her back. 😋

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Noah Nelson 💥 @noahjnelson.com
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:29 UTC

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artemisia actinide aphantasia anarchy arugula antigone absinthe @puppysuccubus.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:41 UTC

no! *runs away with your car keys*

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Tygo @tygo.knot.gay
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:23 UTC

*runs away*

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Manny @mannyistyping.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:51 UTC

Thanks foe the reminder to relax the shoulders and jaw... I tend to subconsciously do this and when I become aware it feels so much better to let it go. Great indicator of my stress level.

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