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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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but then a really nice lady named Missus Flitworth came and showed him this beautiful little hourglass and he cheered up and they went dancing
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Old Man Fire@pilirin.bsky.social |
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the kestrel bloke who got fire back from Wahn the crow when it was stolen, and later taught the first men to rub sticks together to make more fire for themselves. puts bushfires out.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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but then a really nice lady named Missus Flitworth came and showed him this beautiful little hourglass and he cheered up and they went dancing
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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yeah? need someone that will sit and listen while you vent your frustrations then, once you've run out of steam and sat down and gotten scared again, turn around and tell you about all of your strengths that they've just been shown? shouldn't be hard to find that person on this app :) <3
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Mikjaer
@mikjaer.com
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Rate my gaming setup 😎 2xIntel P3 @ 650Mhz, 512MB memory, 32GB harddrive, 1.44MB 3.5" Floppy, 1.2MB 5.25" Floppy, 8x CDRW, 100Mbit/s network card, Nvidia TNT 2, GeForce 2, AWE64 Soundblaster and interface for my Roland MT-32 which is currently on loan to a friend 😅
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Neil Gaiman
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
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Sorry Dr Manhattan.
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David Leavitt
@davidleavitt.bsky.social
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Cats of Yore
@catsofyore.bsky.social
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I hope you guys understand how often I have to post one-handed because of this babby situation.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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it could be a pic of that lady herself a few decades earlier, and the look on her face is that of mourning the loss of her youth?
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Jasper Fox
@redfuchs.bsky.social
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Friendly reminder ✨
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Warped
@warped.bsky.social
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What a name. Is it even possible?
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Warped
@warped.bsky.social
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No, it's not some science fiction still from a film. It's actually a sex doll factory.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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so i'v figured out how to do squint pics
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Talia Lavin
@swordsjew.bsky.social
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the only people winning this war are the evangelical christofascists eating popcorn and cheering on the coming apocalypse
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Jon Kudelka
@kudelka.bsky.social
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Such a very low bar we comprehensively failed to clear.
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Fiona Katauskas
@fionakatauskas.bsky.social
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From the old place
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Listen to the Roland High Life
@thomdunn.net
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Time to deploy anti-cowboy measures
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swordbearing
@swordbearing.bsky.social
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Can confirm, works quite well. Please enjoy this egg on toast.
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Paul Kidd 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
@paulkidd.gay
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Predictably, Dutts is calling for an urgent meeting of national security committee to crack down on, idk, African gangs probably. It’s not like Hamas are active here. But crisis = opportunity when you’re a cop.
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Randall Munroe
@xkcd.com
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Dubious Islands xkcd.com/2838
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Warped
@warped.bsky.social
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I guess in some communities, the words dad and Uncle are interchangeable? 🫢🤮
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Katie Tightpussy
@juicysteak117.gay
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you guys are on time-out from asking me to watch things. this was too far. i need to watch an obscure arthouse film that moves me to tears or something with real creative purpose just to clear my mind. "katie can you watch-" no. no i can't. i can't watch anything.
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Why you should have a cat
@shouldhavecat.bsky.social
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🖤
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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there needs to be a jewish regime governing the city of jerusalem for events from the book of revelation to be able to happen. modern israel was set up by religious extremists as the trigger for the apocalypse and eventual rapture.
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Neil Gaiman
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Nobody ever pronounced a name they encountered in a book wrong. They just might have pronounced it differently to other people.
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ChudsOfTikTok
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If you are adverse to sensitive content featuring violence be careful scrolling Twitter today. There are many photos & videos of killed soldiers & civilians being spread right now & will only increase in number over time. My thoughts go out to those in the region of Gaza/Israel to stay safe.
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Jan Mahyuddin
@janmah.bsky.social
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This. From Yvonne Goolagong Cawley. Let's do it again.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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they might have claimed to be left leaning but really they were just selfish and intolerant of any perspective that disagreed with their own.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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antivaxxers are not left-leaning. they never were. people who go against science as far as vaccines are concerned are almost always extremely self-centred and intolerant of anyone that disagrees with them, and they will happily advocate for "populations reduction" being necessary.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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dooku's weapon is "cool" because it's based on a gun grip (which i freely admit is silly and tricky to use)
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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it shatters. chunky soup is questionable but does qualify until all the chunks are gone at least
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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soup is not food, it is a drink. if you can't pick it up with a fork it is not food. i am prepared to die on this hill.
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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yeh, short men like me are shrimps, and we eat yabbies instead of lobster as well
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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hey at least Nick's allowed to access medical care! i'v been at the top of the waiting list for public dental for close to two decades and the only way i get calls about how i'm still waiting is by emailing both state and federal health ministers requesting access to paliative care and euthanasia
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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this is a list of australian compliments
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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oh so you've been playing Zombie Army Trilogy as well, huh? the game's several years old and owned by a company run by utterly evil douchebros (same people are why there'll never be another judge dredd movie even after the success of the Keith Urban version) but the game absolutely kicks!
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David Hughes
@filmcritic.bsky.social
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He’ll be spinning in his grave to see what’s happened to it!
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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AI has become too advanced I can't tell if this is real or not
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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i'v wanted to be a cyborg for about 30 years so far
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diamond
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I'd like to think that here, we are all that bartender
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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lmao @ @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com telling people that if it wasn't for the writer's strike he wouldn't be commenting on here as often. sounds like a threat, dude! hahahahaha
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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nice one! you deserve the following
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Bub 🏳️🌈
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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oh yeh for sure. he's exactly the type of fuckwit who is so obnoxious as to actively repel all women from his presence as a teenager and develop an incel mindset
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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Sad Kermit the frog without johnny cash's music behind him but even more depressing anyway
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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That's a blatant reference to what the Nazis did to German society. The most dangerous evil is that carried out by otherwise well intended people with rational justification
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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theatrical or director's cut?
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Cats of Yore
@catsofyore.bsky.social
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Sometimes I think about how funny it is that over 100 kinds of animals are mentioned in the Bible but domestic cats were specifically snubbed. collections.library.yale.edu/catalog/1179...
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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it's only compulsory if you're enrolled. i found this out in 2007 when i was in McEwan and Fran Bailey won by less than 30 votes over the greens candidate and there were 45 people i knew who weren't enrolled but still thought they were entitled to complain about bailey winning. none were fined.
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David Pocock
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If you’ve never voted before there is one week left to enrol to vote in the referendum.
Voting is compulsory in elections and referendums in 🇦🇺
Head to forms.aec.gov.au/Enrolment/Fo...
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Old Man Fire
@pilirin.bsky.social
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thank you!
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