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Franz

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I think I'll spend the dog food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

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chillin on the patio with a very cool cat

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Simon Pegg's avatar Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social
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I appear to have the football on.

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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

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Keith Decent's avatar Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social
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My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.

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They'll sit on a sheet of paper if you put it down too :)

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We do this when Howard's missing longer than normal. Works every time πŸ™‚

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They did what now? Heinous crimes against Italian food!

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I do this to my tortie when she wakes me up early πŸ™‚

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Bloody hell that’s shocking. Hopefully she fails the trial period!

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I love my Aldi-gators, there I said it. Β£3!

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