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Prufrock451

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Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing

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Mask Up Comments and Opinions's avatar Mask Up Comments and Opinions @commentsandopi2.bsky.social
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Gotta pay those bills!

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svanny's avatar svanny @marksv.bsky.social
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I'm sure there is a "decomposition" joke in here somewhere but I'm too lazy to dig it out

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Ben Tallen's avatar Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social
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I got bad news for you, you're already a skeleton (plus some other stuff). I can't comment on your Frenchiness or medieviality though.

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Kathrine Bush is No Longer Active's avatar Kathrine Bush is No Longer Active @thelusciouslibra.bsky.social
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@charleminge.gay

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fuhzee's avatar fuhzee @zeejenks.bsky.social
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I just realized how much I miss MagicalRealismBot on Twitter 😢

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Fiery's avatar Fiery @firehorsep.bsky.social
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😹 💀

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Earth vs the Dekkoparsnip's avatar Earth vs the Dekkoparsnip @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social
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Everyone afraid of AI when it's the medieval French skeletons that are gunning for the writing gigs

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Montserrat Mendez's avatar Montserrat Mendez @thericanteur.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am dying!!!

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Poorly Drawn Magneto's avatar Poorly Drawn Magneto @celestialteapot.bsky.social
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“Publish or perish?” How about perish then publish?

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Peter Saumur's avatar Peter Saumur @stitched.bsky.social
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Some people will do anything to stay in academia. #tenure

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Orpheus Condescending 's avatar Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
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😂

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Michael Brooke's avatar Michael Brooke @marbleicehook.bsky.social
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In a similar vein... (I can readily see how there might be an opening for a parasitic wasp in a firm of recruitment consultants.)

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Bas Wisselink's avatar Bas Wisselink @baswisselink.bsky.social
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Prufrock451's avatar Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social
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(Sorry @marynmck.bsky.social)

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Chris Bohn's avatar Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social
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Postmortem productivity seems to be a habit among Europeans.

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Doyle's avatar Doyle @edoyl.bsky.social
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becoming a syphilitic French skeleton is the only retirement plan I have and so far I am 0 for 3

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Jazzy Quinn's avatar Jazzy Quinn @jazzyquinn.bsky.social
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DAMNIT JIM!! IM A SKELETON NOT A DOCTOR

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Duncan Jones (Merrion) MBE (he/him)'s avatar Duncan Jones (Merrion) MBE (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social
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Status update from Jacob Rees Mogg's LinkedIn profile

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James's avatar James @0xb04t.bsky.social
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Woe betide the necromancer that reanimates me to write more epidemiology after I'm dead!

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I only hope that when I am free As they are free to go in quest Of the knowledge beyond the bounds of life It may not seem better to me to rest.

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Tamar 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Tamar 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @tamaryar.bsky.social
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The economy is soooo bad, even skeletons need a job.

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Kevin Petker - Combat Philosopher - ☝️✌️🖐️'s avatar Kevin Petker - Combat Philosopher - ☝️✌️🖐️ @kevinpetker.bsky.social
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Not even boning? To say *nothing* of learning to self-play the xylophone! Xylobone? Osteophone? Um... I'll got back to my grave, sorry!

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Paul Duane's avatar Paul Duane @paulduane.bsky.social
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I keep thinking I should give up social media but then i see posts like this

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Syl Drekisdóttir 's avatar Syl Drekisdóttir @vikingrrl69.bsky.social
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Grinding your own bones to make your bread.

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Georgiaontap's avatar Georgiaontap @georgiaontap.bsky.social
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Let em try to find something in my cold ashes.

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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦's avatar Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦 @mackuba.eu
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It needs to pay off the student debt

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ChristelAdina's avatar ChristelAdina @christeladina.bsky.social
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@alt-text.bsky.social

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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L337

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Okay but related to that screenshot, I’m honestly intrigued. For those who don’t know, supposedly syphilis came from the New World to the Old World. While smallpox was fucking over the Native American population, supposedly syphilis made landfall in Europe at the same time.

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Rose, The Sword Vixen's avatar Rose, The Sword Vixen @threetails.bsky.social
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That's such a mood. I couldn't resist making a meme of this quote.

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Patricia "Grandma"'s avatar Patricia "Grandma" @msvugraduate.bsky.social
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My retirement plan is to hold my funeral in the afternoon so I can work in the morning, but that is it. After the funeral, I am done. Don't even call me to do the occasional shift. I'm done.

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😅

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Ev from Felt Lips 's avatar Ev from Felt Lips @borissentme.bsky.social
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Sending my body to the Mariana Trench to be eaten by the meg

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They always said writing was in their bones.

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Tina Emmerich 's avatar Tina Emmerich @heaeditorial.bsky.social
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Maybe it's about some kind of rivalry with a ghost writer?

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Have a Dart Sandwich 🔞🌿🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they)'s avatar Have a Dart Sandwich 🔞🌿🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social
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Is it peer reviewed?

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I might take up the xylophone

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Jonathan's avatar Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social
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I may hang around in a haunted house adding to the Ambiance, but like, as a social thing

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Nameless's avatar Nameless @2ndthoughtclever.bsky.social
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Rachel Yvonne Bonaccorso Lindsay *The Sheenanigans*'s avatar Rachel Yvonne Bonaccorso Lindsay *The Sheenanigans* @luthierlady.bsky.social
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Hahaha I’m glad I came here this morning

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Greg Jackson NZ's avatar Greg Jackson NZ @realgregjack.bsky.social
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We just need to kill this digging up dead people thing.Bad manners when you dwell on it.

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Ivan Monteiro's avatar Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social
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Different vibe, same energy

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fredlet's avatar fredlet @fredlet.bsky.social
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I totally would. I’d tell ALL. Revealing all the skeletons in the closet, as it were.

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AnthropicScholar 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar AnthropicScholar 🏳️‍⚧️ @anthropicscholar.bsky.social
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when im a skeketon, i have a list of people who i am gonna haunt. whats the point of being undead if i can't be a bit petty?

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Sy Nakamura's avatar Sy Nakamura @theredprince.bsky.social
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Never too old to follow your dreams though

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Malcolm Quinn's avatar Malcolm Quinn @malrog.bsky.social
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Sorry, but a skeleton staff is all we can afford.

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Jaime's avatar Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
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I thought it was brain fever? *throws out copy of Wuthering Heights*

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Adrian Tchaikovsky's avatar Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social
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Gonna get my PhD even if it kills me. Even if it killed me 600 years ago.

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ebby's avatar ebby @ebbyk.bsky.social
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This wins the internet today!

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"when they dig up your bones in 500 years, they'll know you were a slut."

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Gabriel S. Jacobs's avatar Gabriel S. Jacobs @gsjphd.bsky.social
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is he still pushing the rock though?

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Barswanian's avatar Barswanian @barswanian.bsky.social
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They're going along ways to find writer's during this strike.

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 's avatar Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social
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How dare that scab do rewrites during a writer's strike.

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Hipster Sasquatch's avatar Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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When I'm a skeleton, I'm just gonna write filthy fanfics.

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Janet Lunde's avatar Janet Lunde @janetlunde.bsky.social
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Good joke, but also -- interesting history!

www.wired.com/story/a-medi...

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Dr. Amy, PsyD's avatar Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.bsky.social
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They’re just giving book deals to everyone these days

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Lyn Perkins's avatar Lyn Perkins @lynperkinsart.bsky.social
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(I read the article and they did not mention Aztec paintings of victims or seal bones showing similar pitting on the Central American coast. The thought it might be yaws seems plausible.) /I take it you are not in the skeleton wars :D

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Richard Donelan's avatar Richard Donelan @rdone.bsky.social
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The English were right. It really was the French Disease.

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Vaughan Stanger's avatar Vaughan Stanger @vaughanstanger.bsky.social
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“Leave me alone. I’m dead already!”

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Kuragari 's avatar Kuragari @kuragari.bsky.social
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L'hone hone hone

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Anguirus's avatar Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social
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All Necromancers Are Bastards

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Home away from the dumpXer fire's avatar Home away from the dumpXer fire @rechan.bsky.social
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Being able to write things while a skeleton goes a long way to reassuring those writers who are still dragging their feet about their current novel project.

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Joel 🍦's avatar Joel 🍦 @polyparadigm.bsky.social
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@dasharez0ne.bsky.social

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Mx. Fee's avatar Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social
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@alt-text.bsky.social

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Reluctant Rebel's avatar Reluctant Rebel @reluctantrebel.bsky.social
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Fella had that "grindset" if you slap what I'm bumping into you with *wink wink*

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Eric de Roulet, load-bearing grad student's avatar Eric de Roulet, load-bearing grad student @eric.sadbutbuildingworlds.blog
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Me as a skeleton:

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